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IM SOBNING RN

WHY

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

AGHHHHHHHH

WHY CANT MY LOVE LIFE BE LIKE RANPO AND POE FROM FKN BSD

THEY ARE PREFECTION

THEY ARE THE ROLE RELATIONSHIP

I SWEAR

I WANT RANPO X POE

BUT ALL IM GETTING

IS DAZAI X THE FUCKING RIVER

AHHHHHHH

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

Man

Who put my bike in front of the car...

Asshole ):<

This mf gets it

Ranpo would drink battery acid unironicly

[SEASON 5 OF BSD MENTIONED]

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WHAT THE FUCK???????

LIKE OK, SO I JUST FINISHED THE LAST SEASON AND WHAT

EHAT JUST HAPPENED?????????

LIKE DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT SEASON OR IS THE MANGA ALREADY PAST THAT POINT?

WHAT DO I WATCH/READ IN THE MEANTIME???

AUGHHHHHH

(10/10 anime, would reccomend)

Someone compared moldo to Jesus (hecame back to life) when trying to find out if his trial would count as murder or attempted murder

(They eventually determined it would be murder)

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

I had.... the weirdest nightmare(????) I've ever had??????

Ok so like

I was in a sophomore/junior high school class

And we were learning math (I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS)

And the teacher was all like Today!! We're learning a new topic!!!! Cross Multiplication!!!! And everyone was so confused all like

What's multiplication?????? And so I, being the massive fucking buzzkill nerd I am, ask the teacher Oh! When do we learn Calculus? (In my school ppl usually start pre-calc junior/senior year) And everyone in the class stared at me like I was some kind of extraplanar freak

And then the teacher kinda softly whispered In college.... And then I started crying

And I woke up right after I started crying

Math 😔

I want to eat the rocky mountaint

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on top of your mom #sexualintercourse