You Know I'm Something Of A Civil Engineer Myself

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They shared that twin bed and you can’t change my mind

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lol can’t believe im related to this person

TSC characters as things my friends have said

Alastair: you don’t suck…..only occasionally 

Christopher: I bet you were such a cute fetus!

Kit: so if I consumed a penny, would I be worth one sent?

Emma (about Diego at a certain point you know): I was like; Time to kill him. Time to die. 

Simon: I heard there was people who didn’t like cordial cherries but I thought it was just an urban legend

Jace: One was more effective because *inhales* because it had, more of an effect.

Emma: I am afraid of dying, but it’s ok because death is afraid of me anyway.

Julian: Hey bud I love you but you need to stop trying to kill people

Clary (to Sebastian): He’s gonna hurt you, but it’s ok, because I kind of wish he would.

Magnus: *pointing at a gravestone* Well they probably killed themselves because of their first  name. if that was my name, I know I would. 

Raphael: I am surrounded by idiots *screams*

Emma/Mark: It’s not stealing, It’s aggressively borrowing.

Makes me thing of my mom

"I want to be a dragon."

annabeth: why did you kill them?

percy: i didn’t want them alive

annabeth: that’s fair

grover: how is that fair?!?

I said some of these things XD

TSC characters as things my friends have said 2

Thomas: I might just carry a roll of silver duct tape with me everywhere I go. who knows when I’ll need to tape someone to a chair. 

Isabelle: I don’t have anger issues if I choose to throw it at you

Magnus: I’m in a van full of sweaty people… and you want me to act tired?

Emma in CoHF: It’s called a decree! And also, I’m Thor’s daughter so leave me outta this.

Clary(in 8th grade after reading to kill a mockingbird):  yeah sorry, all I got out of that book was Crazy scissor man got to pet a child.

Lily: Him 500 years ago? Sure he was hot. him now? No. is that my fault? No. 

Teacher: what can we learn from the Donner Party? Simon: Don’t take shortcuts in life. You’ll end up eating your friends.

Magnus (drunk): my slippers are magical and they open a gateway to a world of fruit.

Will: Don’t tell my old lady neighbor I pointed a gun at her. my mom friend wouldn’t be happy about that. 

Matthew: So basically if I don’t finish the test they’re gonna put me in therapy?

Lucie, about Matthew: He’s been staring at the wall for 8 minutes now I think he’s having a midlife crisis

Christopher examining a chicken nugget: This is the equivalent of dipping human meat into a uterus!!

Tessa reading the codex for the first time: So technically…. you’re a witch if you’re emo at the age of 12.

Magnus, to his dad: Why. why, do you delight in my emotional pain?!

The saga of “Link eating things he shouldn’t” continues!

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hey you can’t just go and say “the theme of totk is hands” and expect me to have a normal reaction