They Shared That Twin Bed And You Can’t Change My Mind

(Will and Nico are shopping)

Will: Nico go get the buggy

Nico, very confused: They still make those?

Will: Um, yes...

Nico: But we have cars and buggies have been out of fashion for like a hundred years

Will: ...

Will: I meant shopping cart

Nico: Then why didn't you say shopping cart?

Will: 'Cause it's called a buggy

Nico: I have never heard anyone call it a buggy.

Will: That's because you speak Yankee English.

Nico: You're just messing with me

Will: LEO! Help me!

Leo: Hey Will what do you need?

Will: Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Leo: A buggy

Will: See it's a buggy I spoke clearly

Nico: Are you sure you aren't pranking me?

Will: Ask literally any Southern demigod

Nico: Okay Annabeth is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Annabeth: Shopping cart

Will: WHAT NO

Nico: You ARE pranking me!

Wil: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM VIRGINIA

Annabeth: I am it's a shopping cart

Will: You've spent too much time around Percy I'm going to have to Southernize you

Annabeth: Percy, is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy, only hearing the last word: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stroller

Annabeth, Will, Nico, and Leo: !?!?!?!?

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain did you hear what I said?

Percy: Yes

Annabeth: No you didn't. Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy: Oh a shopping cart

Will: Good he's not insane

Percy: You could put your groceries in a stroller tho

Leo: I am totally doing that next time I go to the store

Extremely random from an entirely random person, but Hi, I love your stuff, I saw this screenshot and I immediately thought, this is for Habs xD

lol can’t believe im related to this person

TSC characters as things my friends have said

Alastair: you don’t suck…..only occasionally 

Christopher: I bet you were such a cute fetus!

Kit: so if I consumed a penny, would I be worth one sent?

Emma (about Diego at a certain point you know): I was like; Time to kill him. Time to die. 

Simon: I heard there was people who didn’t like cordial cherries but I thought it was just an urban legend

Jace: One was more effective because *inhales* because it had, more of an effect.

Emma: I am afraid of dying, but it’s ok because death is afraid of me anyway.

Julian: Hey bud I love you but you need to stop trying to kill people

Clary (to Sebastian): He’s gonna hurt you, but it’s ok, because I kind of wish he would.

Magnus: *pointing at a gravestone* Well they probably killed themselves because of their first  name. if that was my name, I know I would. 

Raphael: I am surrounded by idiots *screams*

Emma/Mark: It’s not stealing, It’s aggressively borrowing.

(roleswap au) stop staring at him with those big ol eyes

hello

hello

you know i'm something of a civil engineer myself

hey you can’t just go and say “the theme of totk is hands” and expect me to have a normal reaction

I said some of these things XD

TSC characters as things my friends have said 2

Thomas: I might just carry a roll of silver duct tape with me everywhere I go. who knows when I’ll need to tape someone to a chair. 

Isabelle: I don’t have anger issues if I choose to throw it at you

Magnus: I’m in a van full of sweaty people… and you want me to act tired?

Emma in CoHF: It’s called a decree! And also, I’m Thor’s daughter so leave me outta this.

Clary(in 8th grade after reading to kill a mockingbird):  yeah sorry, all I got out of that book was Crazy scissor man got to pet a child.

Lily: Him 500 years ago? Sure he was hot. him now? No. is that my fault? No. 

Teacher: what can we learn from the Donner Party? Simon: Don’t take shortcuts in life. You’ll end up eating your friends.

Magnus (drunk): my slippers are magical and they open a gateway to a world of fruit.

Will: Don’t tell my old lady neighbor I pointed a gun at her. my mom friend wouldn’t be happy about that. 

Matthew: So basically if I don’t finish the test they’re gonna put me in therapy?

Lucie, about Matthew: He’s been staring at the wall for 8 minutes now I think he’s having a midlife crisis

Christopher examining a chicken nugget: This is the equivalent of dipping human meat into a uterus!!

Tessa reading the codex for the first time: So technically…. you’re a witch if you’re emo at the age of 12.

Magnus, to his dad: Why. why, do you delight in my emotional pain?!

Why are foreign language teachers so amazing?

Please subscribe to my Spanish teacher's youtube channel, she's the sweetest lady ever, and her goal is 1000 subs. We can get her there you guys!

https://youtube.com/@cocinaray4499

Her channel name is Cocina Ray

She's so goofy!

Found family ???