(roleswap Au) Stop Staring At Him With Those Big Ol Eyes

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I said some of these things XD

TSC characters as things my friends have said 2

Thomas: I might just carry a roll of silver duct tape with me everywhere I go. who knows when I’ll need to tape someone to a chair. 

Isabelle: I don’t have anger issues if I choose to throw it at you

Magnus: I’m in a van full of sweaty people… and you want me to act tired?

Emma in CoHF: It’s called a decree! And also, I’m Thor’s daughter so leave me outta this.

Clary(in 8th grade after reading to kill a mockingbird):  yeah sorry, all I got out of that book was Crazy scissor man got to pet a child.

Lily: Him 500 years ago? Sure he was hot. him now? No. is that my fault? No. 

Teacher: what can we learn from the Donner Party? Simon: Don’t take shortcuts in life. You’ll end up eating your friends.

Magnus (drunk): my slippers are magical and they open a gateway to a world of fruit.

Will: Don’t tell my old lady neighbor I pointed a gun at her. my mom friend wouldn’t be happy about that. 

Matthew: So basically if I don’t finish the test they’re gonna put me in therapy?

Lucie, about Matthew: He’s been staring at the wall for 8 minutes now I think he’s having a midlife crisis

Christopher examining a chicken nugget: This is the equivalent of dipping human meat into a uterus!!

Tessa reading the codex for the first time: So technically…. you’re a witch if you’re emo at the age of 12.

Magnus, to his dad: Why. why, do you delight in my emotional pain?!

They shared that twin bed and you can’t change my mind

(Will and Nico are shopping)

Will: Nico go get the buggy

Nico, very confused: They still make those?

Will: Um, yes...

Nico: But we have cars and buggies have been out of fashion for like a hundred years

Will: ...

Will: I meant shopping cart

Nico: Then why didn't you say shopping cart?

Will: 'Cause it's called a buggy

Nico: I have never heard anyone call it a buggy.

Will: That's because you speak Yankee English.

Nico: You're just messing with me

Will: LEO! Help me!

Leo: Hey Will what do you need?

Will: Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Leo: A buggy

Will: See it's a buggy I spoke clearly

Nico: Are you sure you aren't pranking me?

Will: Ask literally any Southern demigod

Nico: Okay Annabeth is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Annabeth: Shopping cart

Will: WHAT NO

Nico: You ARE pranking me!

Wil: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM VIRGINIA

Annabeth: I am it's a shopping cart

Will: You've spent too much time around Percy I'm going to have to Southernize you

Annabeth: Percy, is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy, only hearing the last word: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stroller

Annabeth, Will, Nico, and Leo: !?!?!?!?

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain did you hear what I said?

Percy: Yes

Annabeth: No you didn't. Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy: Oh a shopping cart

Will: Good he's not insane

Percy: You could put your groceries in a stroller tho

Leo: I am totally doing that next time I go to the store

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Wings

Skyward Sword - Ocarina of Time - Twilight Princess

I was about to go and have sleep, when a devine inspiration hit my mind

Makes me thing of my mom

"I want to be a dragon."

keep getting asked abt post-totk zelink so. heres some :)

Take care of your ecosystem :)

(a mini-zine for my book arts class)