keep getting asked abt post-totk zelink so. heres some :)
I said some of these things XD
Thomas: I might just carry a roll of silver duct tape with me everywhere I go. who knows when I’ll need to tape someone to a chair.
Isabelle: I don’t have anger issues if I choose to throw it at you
Magnus: I’m in a van full of sweaty people… and you want me to act tired?
Emma in CoHF: It’s called a decree! And also, I’m Thor’s daughter so leave me outta this.
Clary(in 8th grade after reading to kill a mockingbird): yeah sorry, all I got out of that book was Crazy scissor man got to pet a child.
Lily: Him 500 years ago? Sure he was hot. him now? No. is that my fault? No.
Teacher: what can we learn from the Donner Party? Simon: Don’t take shortcuts in life. You’ll end up eating your friends.
Magnus (drunk): my slippers are magical and they open a gateway to a world of fruit.
Will: Don’t tell my old lady neighbor I pointed a gun at her. my mom friend wouldn’t be happy about that.
Matthew: So basically if I don’t finish the test they’re gonna put me in therapy?
Lucie, about Matthew: He’s been staring at the wall for 8 minutes now I think he’s having a midlife crisis
Christopher examining a chicken nugget: This is the equivalent of dipping human meat into a uterus!!
Tessa reading the codex for the first time: So technically…. you’re a witch if you’re emo at the age of 12.
Magnus, to his dad: Why. why, do you delight in my emotional pain?!
I was about to go and have sleep, when a devine inspiration hit my mind
Extremely random from an entirely random person, but Hi, I love your stuff, I saw this screenshot and I immediately thought, this is for Habs xD
Throwback to this dark souls moment that I had in BotW.
Found family ???
They shared that twin bed and you can’t change my mind
Why are foreign language teachers so amazing?
Please subscribe to my Spanish teacher's youtube channel, she's the sweetest lady ever, and her goal is 1000 subs. We can get her there you guys!
https://youtube.com/@cocinaray4499
Her channel name is Cocina Ray
She's so goofy!
hi
Nothing funnier than Link getting the Tony Hawk treatment
[Please do not dub this comic! I’ll be releasing it for the VO community in a few weeks! <3]