I'm So Proud Of Myself.

Just found out that people in England eat honeycombs with cream. Wtf? What are you doing England???

The trick to making friends is to make as many unidentifiable screeches as possible. Trust me i have “friend”

The word “discourse” is ruined for me forever, maybe even more than the word “problematic”

Like this New Testament professor I was listening to the other day kept talking about “the discourses of Matthew” and all I could think about was like, Jesus accusing the pharisees of being messiahphobic

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

God is real

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare

Angst and potato chips

Two great tastes that taste great together!

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth