I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

God is real

nun: amen

man: not all amen

When your friend sees you in public

Sometimes I just like to be happy

That cinnamon rolls with icing are an actual thing. I feel like people don't appreciate that enough.

A lonely barista looks out. People pass by the foggy window when they see it. A single flake falling from the night sky. They gasp, throat closing up. They drag their feet over the specials board, despair crawling up their throat as they erase Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Pumpkin has come to an end. Peppermint has risen. The old king is dead, long live the king.

this made me laugh so hard I started to cry

Hyper-Masculine product commercial

The trick to making friends is to make as many unidentifiable screeches as possible. Trust me i have “friend”

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

best of “she wears short skirts”