Somethingthatisntalreadytaken - Tryin My Best

Just found out that people in England eat honeycombs with cream. Wtf? What are you doing England???

Sometimes I just like to be happy

That cinnamon rolls with icing are an actual thing. I feel like people don't appreciate that enough.

could be gayer

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i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn

This is a good and accurate quiz.

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

The only thing worse than puns are knock knock jokes. The second someone says "knock knock" everyone in the room prepares for disappointment.

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: