I Hope The Ice Age Series Just Continues Alongside History Despite It Not Being An Ice Age Anymore And

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

Sometimes I just like to be happy

That cinnamon rolls with icing are an actual thing. I feel like people don't appreciate that enough.

movie lists on letterboxd are wild

When you see your friend in public

The trick to making friends is to make as many unidentifiable screeches as possible. Trust me i have “friend”

God is real

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare

AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO

The only thing worse than puns are knock knock jokes. The second someone says "knock knock" everyone in the room prepares for disappointment.

I'm so proud of myself.

It only took me 20 minutes and a Google search to figure out how to post on mobile