When You See Your Friend In Public

you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

could be gayer

a review (via hauntter)

And if everyone could look to their left,

They'll see the Marvel fandom in a complete emotional breakdown.

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

best of “she wears short skirts”

Angst and potato chips

Two great tastes that taste great together!

Just found out that people in England eat honeycombs with cream. Wtf? What are you doing England???

AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO

Me, just discovering a new ship: Meh, not all that great Me, after reading its fanfiction for 20 min: OH MY GOD THESE TWO JESUS!!!!! OTP!!!!!