Looked Up Rad Air Jumps Expecting To See The Best. All I Saw Was Deceit.

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

You go girl!

i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn

I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.

best of “she wears short skirts”

movie lists on letterboxd are wild

A lonely barista looks out. People pass by the foggy window when they see it. A single flake falling from the night sky. They gasp, throat closing up. They drag their feet over the specials board, despair crawling up their throat as they erase Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Pumpkin has come to an end. Peppermint has risen. The old king is dead, long live the king.

I wonder how well I could do if I managed my time wisely instead of eating cheese its all day. The world may never know.

Everyone has that nice story their parents would tell them of how they were made. Like the stork brought them, or the parents wished with all their hearts to have a child. For the first 6 years of my life, my parents used to tell me that I was a monkey they stole from the zoo whose tail they cut off.

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth