You Just Know She's Pronouncing "lol" As Three Separate Letters And Not Like One Word.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?

He's not gonna take all my meds! He probably won't even moisturize properly! This a very fragile vessel my soul resides in, I don't trust him to take care of it! 😡

On the other hand, now I have his powers, I wonder if I could simply... control him while he's me?

Regardless, I'd still look like boomer caillou. Divine powers aren't everything. It's an ew out of ten.

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.

text sources: sexytasha1 and zzzanzzz on tumblr]

does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?

[ID: Elwurd says, as if role-playing, "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*". Joey replies, "you mean, skin?" Elwurd says, "what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post." *Elwurd does finger guns* "thank you." / end of ID.

text sources: evilbritney, sounddesignerjeans, and wombuttress on tumblr.]

*takes off skin*

NOT AGAIN

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

🎵 bi people, having fun, global domination over everyone! 🎶

every now and then I'll pull a weird ship out of my ass, just because the specific characters fit the text, but they've never met in canon or at least the relationship they do have has never been explored in a romantic way, and I think it's so fun to think about how that would work out for them, what quadrant, etc, no matter how weird it seems. I chose Tagora and Trizza for this post because they both like money and dislike mercy. a match made in hell!

[text sources: maamlet and himborc on tumblr. I edited the Tagora and MC sprites myself]

I made this years ago and I figured I should post it today! if you'll note the difference in the quality of the pictures, my phone detected a face in the first one and used the beauty filter... on an egg.

hiya, I'm 🍱 anon, I asked lowqualityhomestuckedits first before I found your blog and promptly forgot I requested it the first time 😅

ah, that makes more sense. I thought you might've been testing as many editors as possible to find the alpha. thanks for telling me lmao.

[image description:

Feferi is standing in the void, excitedly repeating, "hands you a sea slug" before getting cut off the 8th time around. Eridan, distressed, says, "wh– why'd you stop?" he is sad. / end image description.]

now it's disabled pride month!!! I'll be adding IDs to more of my old posts to celebrate, so here's the first of that!

I also want a sea slug.

(text source: teenytinyfrog and oracleoftheorzhov on tumblr)

tbh people in my town are probably actually dying from the heat we're having. the other day, it was 107°. people legitimately aren't thinking straight lately because it's that fucking hot. and by that I mean that my own brain fog has gotten a lot worse, and the rest the people here are the way I was before this heat wave.

...so, how's summer been for y'all?

[text source: flower-petal-pansexual on tumblr]

[ID: Lynera is in the caverns. she says "it's almost October! time for me to get seduced by a femme vampire in an old castle". scene changes to Ardata in front of a haunted house. she says "it's almost October! time for me to find a wide-eyed maiden to lure into my castle and seduce". / end ID.

text sources: vitaandvirginia2018 and marzipanandminutiae on tumblr]

they know how to party!