I Mean Either Could Help With Like Stress Relief

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

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I also want a sea slug.

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in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.

Want to know my favorite little known homestuck fact? Not headcanon. Fact. Heavily textually supported fact.

So we know lowbloods, particularly goldbloods, frequently have “psiionic” powers which seem to mostly consist of telekinesis and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes. Lowbloods with these powers are frequently forced into service as “Helmsmen” in the Imperial Fleet where they are implied to serve as basically the ship’s engine.

In Hiveswap Act 1, attempting to use Xefros’s powers on I think the autotune mic (but it may have been another electrical object) laughingly dismisses the idea that troll psiionics are electricity or can be used to power things.

In Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 4, Vikare’s story revolves around his obsession with flight and his attempts to invent powered air craft, making it explicitly clear that Alternia never invented aeronautics. They have no flight technology.

Are you beginning to see where I’m going here?

ALTERNIAN SPACE SHIPS AREN’T POWERED.

THEY JUST HAVE TELEKINETIC TROLLS PICK THE SHIPS UP AND THROW THEM.

HELMSMEN ARE LITERALLY PROPELLING THE SHIPS THROUGH SPACE TELEKINETICLY.

I mean, when you think about it, it makes sense! Why bother with rocket fuel and wings when you have a planet full of people who can make shit fly with their minds? But still, it’s hilarious to me that this incredibly technologically advanced civilization doesn’t have engines in their ships and don’t know how they work because when they need to go somewhere they just have THE LOWBLOOD GET OUT AND PUSH.

Some life advice for aspiring young punks!

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honk at them eight times.

When I tell you I almost crashed my car just now

[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.

text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]

pictures taken moments before disaster

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!

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ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.

ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).

ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".

ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".

ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".

ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]

haha, Lynera said a dick joke.

I walked through my house at 1:12 am to photograph some potatoes because I wanted a background for Charun and I couldn't find an official one that fit the text. it was all for you.

I've gotten better at editing on my phone! it took a lot of headaches to get here. but now you get to see Zebruh in his true from: a pop-up ad.

isolated potato photo here:

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very cursed

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