[image description: Boldir says, "I found out Santa wasn't real because I got a spy kit that christmas, so I fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints I dusted on the milk mug I left out." she smirks and continues, "I'm on that next level shit." / end ID.]
don't worry, she's lying about Santa's realness to test everyone else's sleuthing skills. I pinky promise.
I’m picturing Doc Scratch as the mom.
(text source: bessette on tumblr)
[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]
text sources: mikaababy on tumblr]
good news and bad news! but not in that order.
I just couldn’t resist!
Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?
y'all be sure to keep drinking your rainbow juice. gotta stay hydrated!
i rainbow drinked you
Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!
[text source: mattdavelewis on twitter]
[image descriptions: the condesce addresses Kanaya, Rose, John, and Roxy, saying, "hey everyone, it's pride!" she holds up her trident. "you know what that means!" her trident and the Pisces symbol on her bodysuit are now rainbow striped, and she says while smirking, "forgetting about our war crimes because we have a rainbow logo now!" / end ID.
text source: scpwiki on twitter]
happy pride, everybody!
POV: Polypa ruins your movie experience while undercover
[ID: Polypa walks by a haunted house and says, "as a martial artist, I could never do extreme haunted houses, which kinda sucks." the scene flashes to her in Nihkee's dungeon, being attacked by a bloody bear. Polypa continues, "I would definitely accidentally punch someone as a reflex if they grabbed me." she is now in front of a carousel. she says, disappointed, "I'll stick to the lame ones I do every year" / end ID.
text source: Iam Julian on youtube under a HannahTheHorrible video.]
please don't go to mckamey manor or anything like it. there's nothing good about it. cheap scares from a cheap haunt are better than expensive therapy and paying to get traumatized. there is a difference between spooky and traumatic. please be reasonable.
act 3 was announced today and there's already fanart memes! I love this fandom!
Love these new trolls, can’t believe homestuck 3 is real!
Props to the og meme https://twitter.com/PhillipBankss/status/1452416473406840836?s=20&t=wB6Eo8JnH5RF5vM4oxkvPw
heh heh bugs
[text source: dreams_of_slothes on twitter]
hiya! It's been a few days since I sent it so I wanted to make sure you got my request? I know it's kinda a long post so I don't mean to rush! But I know Tumblr eats my asks alot so I thought I should ask
oops, I meant to respond earlier! yeah I did get it, I'm just doing a specific theme for June! I really loved the request, though, so I'll definitely be using it next month. thanks for reaching out!
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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