Pet Snake To Some, Guard Dog To Others

There is no character better than Joseph Kavinsky. He saw a friend group of pretty, complicated, funny people and was like “Yeah I’m going to become psychosexually obsessed with these guys and not leave them alone until my eventual drug fuelled death that will hopefully change their relationship to each other forever” fucking legend

Everyone’s talking about the scene they’re excited for in the trc graphic novel and I’m mainly seeing funny and silly scenes. But I’m such a hopeless tragic romantic, I’m just excited for all the kiss and almost-kiss scenes. I’m excited for Gansey and Blue’s secret late night calls and their night drives. I’m excited to count every time Ronan glances at Adam. I’m so excited.

I don’t think people talk enough about how fucked it is that every single person in Parkciv has the memory of starting Parkour Civilization. This horrible classist nightmare is all your fault. You are the cause of the problem.

pov you are parrish's least liked coworker and you just said something dead stupid

currently in the middle of a re-read of trc and in no part is it fathomable that adam parrish and ronan lynch: broken, tortured, tormented, lonely, and lonesome boys who are cruel and absolute bastards, would ever get married? but they do, and not to just anyone but to each other. it's canon that they get married (!!!)

that adam will casually say "my husband's youngest brother was over this week" or ronan will say to a kitchen full of people, "my husband prefers his teas black," and that's just the norm. they get married! they're husbands!! (also side note... adam having in-laws? such a wild thought it makes me giggle)

Achilles : Patroclus...

Patroclus: Oh no, 'Patroclus' in b-flat.

Patroclus: You're disappointed.

Kevin for an assignment

every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

i just reread dream thieves and it’s the only book to book the way it books literally my favorite forever