Your Mom Sent You Through The Forest To Bring A Cake And A Pot Of Butter To Grandma. She Warned You About

Pepper: what the fuck? why is the house on fire?

Peter: in my defence, Mr. Stark was supposed to be supervising me

Tony: and in my defence, I myself was left unsupervised

Pepper: Jesus Christ

Me straight after a mental breakdown suddenly getting an idea for an edit

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

Humans are... confusing

Human expressions confuse me a lot of the time so I can’t imagine what it would be like for an alien

Human: *drops something* oh fuck me! Alien: *blushes* Um I… umm… Human: Oh no no! Sorry! That’s just an expression we say! I don’t want you to actually… ya know *laughs* Alien: *smiles* Phew! I thought you actually wanted me to engage in sexual activities with you which worried me as I find the fleshy and hairless human form to be really quite repulsive. My mistake! Human: …cheers

slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens

I share your pain

No but seriously where is the Amos/Alex content hidden?

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit