Sophisticated-trash - Unbetitelt

posts for people who hate freud: the sequel

the umbrella academy but there’s no context

How to Tell

by ttanner2448

“The best kind of people are the ones who come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people who believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people who love you, simply for being you.”

— Unknown

Gordon Ramsay asked a contestant who was trying out for MasterChef if he had a girlfriend and he goes “No, I’m actually gay” and without missing a beat Gordon asks “Boyfriend?”. Turns out the contestant was single and then he started talking about how he came out to his dad before coming audition for the show because he didn’t want to hide his true self and Gordon responded “You’ve got no reason to either” and this is just another reason why Gordon Ramsay is amazing.

I like the idea that humans are space orcs because of being walking trashbins which are a flaming wreckage of bodge jobs all the way down. Ships are floating clouds of debris under constant repair or... improvement. Space suits are held together with duct tape. We are literally covered in swarms of bacteria which are 50/50 on purpose or debilitating illness, not to mention filled up in side with the same.

Humans get sick or hurt and most aliens are just like "not sure if this is an infection, or if you'll die without it." The last time anyone tried to repair a human operated ship, the resulting explosion blasted a nearby moon through a wormhole into orbit around a different planet.

Even human genetics is a total trashpile, junk genes, weird extra DNA that no one knows what it does, former viruses, you name it, somewhere down the line humans just vacuumed up everything into the go-juice and stacked it up like a genetic hoarder. The study of human biology is half occult science half transmutation until one guy starts breaking it down and discovers chunks of hundreds of other alien genetics and basically it turns out Earth was a kind of "makeout point" back in the days of primordial ooze and was filled so full of outer space ejaculate that under a modern day equivalent of black light it still glows brighter than the sun.