After you finally finished your time machine, the first thing you did was to visit Stephen Hawking’s Party for Time Travelers in 2009. Little did you know, Hawking was planning to hijack your machine to go to the future and leave a body double behind.
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
I'd think that humans are one of the most prone to boredom out of all the space-faring species. It's deeply engrained in our modern culture that time should be spent doing something. Often times, especially due to consumerism, we will waste it on empty, pointless things.
However, due to creativity and an impressive set of dexterity skills, it can get pretty interesting.
Imagine your human crewmates holding a competition to see who can climb around a table the fastest. A table. Now imagine it's just one of them. Who figured it out themselves. And then uploaded it to the human internet.
Just. Everything. Everything about this video proves my point. We're chaos boredom creatures.
When your space boyfriend is right and you’re mad about it
posts for people who hate freud: the sequel
Wade: Cable just gave me a get better soon card…
Peter: Awe that’s sweet.
Wade: No, I wasn’t sick or anything? He just thought I should be better!
another Goncharov 1973 thing I'm sorry
Goncharov (1973)
I know everyone talks about Ice Pick Joe, but let’s be real, that scene where he finally kills Gil “the Grill” McGilicuddy? Brian Dennehy STOLE IT.