Please Just Take A Moment With Me To Appreciate How "s'envoyer En L'air" Has So Much Comedic Potential

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Okay, so Chuuya needs reading glasses but he decided to switch to contacts sometime after SB and usually only uses his glasses at home. Which is fine and works out great.

Except Chuuya needed to wear the vampire contacts at Meursault. And he didn’t bring glasses with him out of habit. He can’t read anything.

The red contacts already made it hard to see in general but he can’t read anything while wearing them (the only consolation he had was that he also couldn’t see Fyodor’s smug face when he thought he controlled him). Then afterward he’s shoving his face close to his phone and squinting to try to see if he’s gotten any news about Yokohama while trying to also text anyone he can to speed up their extraction.

Dazai, trying to hack computers to contact Ango: You know you can make the print bigger so it’s easier to read, right?

Chuuya, also a total grandpa when it comes to phones: I can what?

Atleast Someone loves my devil child

Do you like my evil kitty?(her name's Rocky and likes to lay/sit on my shoulders and eat my hand)

I love your evil kitty (My black cat does exactly the same thing)

tried to draw with rough strokes (i failed. i love blending)

Silly concept for old skk that I had in mind

“I don’t like Kunizai at all,” I say, then I suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, as multiple pictures of Kunizai fall out of my bag. “Wait!” I frantically cried out. “These aren’t mine!”

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Happy New Year <3