sophisticated123
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...i spend too much time on this application of my iphone😔
I'm honestly loosing brancells
not a request, but have you seen those videos of wringing ferrets out after a bath? i like to compare them with kunikida fetching dazai out of a river for the nth time that week
(this was mostly in response to this https://www.tumblr.com/candiedfright/748648952694472704/black-void-cat-dazai-or-brown-wet-pathetic-cat?source=share )
he just wants some fresh food okay
Can't go wrong with burgerzai. Old art upload, I still cherish this one everyday
Okay, so Chuuya needs reading glasses but he decided to switch to contacts sometime after SB and usually only uses his glasses at home. Which is fine and works out great.
Except Chuuya needed to wear the vampire contacts at Meursault. And he didn’t bring glasses with him out of habit. He can’t read anything.
The red contacts already made it hard to see in general but he can’t read anything while wearing them (the only consolation he had was that he also couldn’t see Fyodor’s smug face when he thought he controlled him). Then afterward he’s shoving his face close to his phone and squinting to try to see if he’s gotten any news about Yokohama while trying to also text anyone he can to speed up their extraction.
Dazai, trying to hack computers to contact Ango: You know you can make the print bigger so it’s easier to read, right?
Chuuya, also a total grandpa when it comes to phones: I can what?
Meow
cat!zai being the cat that's a menace, but at the same time he's clingy and refuses to leave Chuuya alone so much that he hops into one of Chuuya's coat pockets and gets to tag along when Chuuya goes to the pm headquarters
Chuuya doesn't realize Dazai's been with him the whole time because he never noticed the extra weight in his coat until Chuuya's in a meeting, he has his coat hanging over his chair, and Dazai's head slowly pops out of it to look around. Dazai gets lured out by the smell of baked goods, but the meeting's interrupted when Mori turns to look at Chuuya, confused
Mori: "Is that a...cat? I didn't know you were bringing a guest with you, today."
And Mori gestures to Dazai, who's nearly made his way onto the table with a paw out to Chuuya's plate that has a pastry on it, and it startles Chuuya for a moment
But the meeting's important, so Chuuya's forced to hold Dazai in his lap and give him pets occasionally to keep him from getting antsy, but Dazai eventually calms down and curls up
This turned from "hey, let's chat!" To "what is the meaning of life?"
I’m bored as hell, and in an rp mood. Does anyone wanna do a BSD rp with me? In a trans masc Chūya x Dazai mood, but can be anything, really. I’m just bored lol
I’m fine with mature or not, don’t worry, I’m over the legal age for my country. Which is scary for me, actually. I don’t feel my age 😭
What happened to the time??
Aw they're best of friends
Bruh
submitted by @lessthanpog
Propaganda: “everyone is torturing him all the time. he is permanently inside the torment nexus. please god give this bitch a break”
I decided to post some of my little traditional doodles of merman Chuuya's too (here are my LionFish and Shark Chuuyas)
Shark Chuuya↑
LionFish Chuuya↑↓ (+just a lionfish)
Yeah it's just some doodles where I try to make designs but I thought these might look interesting ✨
new art program doodles!!!!
Crack concept: When Atsushi got cut in half part of him remained in the airport and just grows into another Atsushi.
Akutugawa’s just staring in disbelief and Fyodor’s completely losing his cool because you’re supposed to be dead!
And Atsushi 2.0 is just like man you tried to kill my partner and won’t give me shoes? Rude.
Atsushi the original stands in the 4th dimension missing half his body like well that’s inconvenient.
Chuuya: There’s no way that’s real.
Adam: I’m afraid it is.
Chuuya:…Shirase!
Shirase: What’s up?
Chuuya: When you were in England did an alarm go off to tell you it was tea time?
Adam catches Shirase’s eye from behind Chuuya and nods his head.
Shirase: Oh the tea alarm. Yeah it was weird but eh you get used to it.
Chuuya: You guys never see eye to eye but now you wanna work together? There’s no tea alarm!
Shirase: Hey man believe what you want but that thing is real and kept waking me up in the middle of the night.
Adam: Speaking of…the alarm is blaring.
Chuuya: Even if there was one, which there isn’t you’re in Japan.
Adam: And normally that would exempt me from such a thing but as a superior robot I can be notified when the alarm is going off.
Chuuya: Yeah? Well good luck we don’t have any-
Adam holds up a tea cup.
Chuuya:…tea. Where did you get that?!
Adam: Naturally I am always prepared for such occasions as I am often abroad.
Chuuya: I hate both of you.
Soukoku "H2O: Just Add Water"! AU
Dazai: "Oh naurrr Chuuyaa! I spilled my drink, I'm soaked!!!"
>turns into actual mackerel.
>not a merman.
>just fish.