More Discord Shit But This Time Gasp Its A Full Convo. Sorta. Idk Chishiya: Are You Watching Logan Paul

the least funny idea in my brain rn is that the vampire council had to impose flying trafic lights because vampires kept crashing in the air and falling to the ground. They run off mage magic and have bi-monthly inspections (where a mage sits on the back of a vampire for a very uncomfortable couple of hours). Tbf this also implys that vampires have to pay taxes to keep the traffic lights working and also that vampire insurance might exist but thats lame. I like to think the council see it as an investment since sky trafic laws means less falling vampires which means less news sites they have to pay to keep silent. It also stops fues from starting.

I love how they gloss over Spencer getting Anthrax poisining so quickly. I mean they do this for ALL traumas but I feel like they should've at least shown him struggling to breath whilst running for the next few cases, maybe some people being double worried to let spencer go into crime scene alone, and of course spencer holding this against them. I need them to go "spencer I don't think-" "Who was it that helped solve a case whilst DYING of Anthrax??? cuss last I checked you wern't the one laying with a breathing tube up his nose for a week. So anyway this 6th cup of coffee is super needed at 11am"

marichat but she doesn’t have a skylight so chat has to come through one of those cube glass windows

pov you are marinette

Niragi is the kinda guy who juices everything. A donut? Juiced. Bell pepper? Juiced. The greatest piece of steak known to man? Juiced.

Anyway one day this dude brought a chicken, cooked it but like it was low-key still pink, blended it, chugged it and left the kitchen silently all whilst Aguni is sobbing into a bowl of cereal at 3am

Alice in borderland au where everything's the same but Arisu is wearing the same dress that Alice does in Alice in wonderland. Why is he wearing it? no one knows. How is it magically fixed/cleaned whenever it gets dirty or ripped? no one knows that either all anyone knows is that it exists and Arisu cant get rid of it. 

Here’s like a 2 minute sketch tjag I did of the top of my head cuss I’m lazy but??? I think it conveys my point

new drinking game: take a shot whenever they say the word "balance" in the new live action avatar.

head empty just Hatter using a children's minion electric toothbrush to clean his teeth because it was the only one he could find at a store 

Imagine if chat just randomly start chasing an akuma butterfly thing and all people see is a black vwooom ad he speeds by attempting to either shove it in his mouth or tear it apart with his nails like a real cat. Or atleast my black (ha) cat Apollo

I like the idea that Chishiya, Kuina , Usagi and Arisu all travelled together after the destruction of the beach and  they met in like the weird control room. and obviously their going to be on the move a lot, either trying to out run old beach members who are pissed because Chisiya was like a high raking member and Arisu was probably seen with the official people ( I forgot their names shhh). Also having to find new food/medical supplies and also just following games and shit. now most transports don't work (other than really old bikes and stuff as we know from that one lowkey dull running game but the odds of finding enough shit for that is hard) so their probably going to use bikes. but oh no there's a problem. Chishiya and Arisu cant ride a bike. they just never learnt because, and I mean really, look at the two of them. do they look like the kind of people that have the physical prowess to ride a bike? no. no they don't.  so now they have to sit on the back on Kuina and Usagi's bikes when ever they go, either sitting in one of those little toddler baby seat things OR standing on the like back wheel axle thing.  

Arisu: so uhh apparently asking your boyfriend to watch porn with you, create an excel sheet to collect data on things we liked about the videos and things we didn't, finally work out what creates the perfect video in our  eyes and then film it isn't a good date? News to me.  Arisu:anyway I'm now single someone bring me chocolate and a big hug