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it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”

what with the live action almost being out, people have been talking about how great its gonna be because we can now truly see the characters as their ages and...huh? I don't mean to be rude but one the actors are gonna age both on screen and off, eventually if they did all 3 seasons the kids won't look like their ages. Additionally half the actors arn't even the characters ages so I don't quite understand that argument. I'd also like to add that, at least for me, I never misunderstood what age the characters were in the animated show. I understood Aaang was a young child, that katara was somewhere in the middle, and Sokka was the eldest of the group before Zuko came. It might not be EXACT ages but I understood simply what age they could be. They also look like kids compared to all the adults in the series. So when people say that we finally see them as children I just don't understand that at all. Maybe I'm dumb and misunderstanding the comments.

Imagine a villain is all like “rawrrr hahah I’m…. Discoer (idk bro) now we shall dance in an epic dance off for your miraculous “. And logically they could just like not dance but then where’s the fun in that? So chat and ladybug just start doing ransom moves that you’d see in your year 2 school disco buy oh no it’s obviously not enough

So THEN they decided “hey let’s dance together” and perform the worst best and most magical tango ever performed on the ilfel tower or however you spell it.

Idk o just think it’s funny o imagine them having a actual dance battle

Kuina and last bosses fight was like cool and all but imagine instead of they just rap battled. Or better yet power of friendship and they became like best friends.

Imagine just last boss being forced to come along and suddenly becoming the annoying dad of the group. All “no you can’t go try climb that 7 story building usagi that’s dangerous. I’ll do it instead”.

Also imagine Kuina like finding a wig for him and styling it and it’s like bright blue and he refuses to take it off cuss his bestie gave it to him.

Also I wrote this in a minuet at like 2am idek if it’s coherent

Arisu: honestly sucking toes just isn't fun. Unless its your own obviously  Chishiya: not in normal circumstances no  Usagi: yeah guys suck some other body part instead  Arisu: like the ankle?  Chishiya: no idiot the di-

I'm a homosexual so clearly I must now gift the world with my really basic Arisu head cannons 

So Arisu did like really bad at school. like horrifically bad. yeah he was passing in maths but that was basically only cuss math just makes sense. Its part of why he hasn’t got a job- obviously getting great grades isnt the deciding factor for all jobs- but for him its almost to scary to face employer over employer who all deny him because of his grades. 

but this also doesn't mean he's not smart- we all know he's a fucking genius. This idea partly plays into the idea of academic smarts vs street smarts where Arisu is somewhere in between but its also not that. I personally project onto characters and whilst I’ve fallen in love with autistic Arisu here's my thing i guess idk.  basically dyslexic Arisu but his family constantly denied that he had it even though he struggled to read even at the age of 7 (he’d cheating reading time by reading the exact same book over and over again and memorising the words so that when he was forced to read it outload he could just recite the words off by heart). where the words would muddle together and he’d tell his parents they’d brush it off as needing glasses ( he doesn’t his eyesight is almost scarily sharp). when he’d come home from school a smile on his face because the teacher gave him a tool that would colour the lines he was reading and highlight the exact line he was looking at his dad only took it off him and threw it in the bin because “you don't need bits of plastic to be smart just work harder”. 

whilst the rest of his class could read easily Arisu would be sat in the back trying to read what the board says because words are already insanely hard because the letters dance but adding the teachers messy hand writing? impossible. eventually he just gives up on the lessons because it feels like everyone else has given up on him. so instead he sneaks in Nintendo DSs or his phone and plays games for the entire lesson- and the teachers don't realise because its not like hes doing any less work than before. 

and so exams came around and he struggled to read the paper and by the time he understood the questions that he could answer the clock was almost out of time. he failed them all. but he wasn't dumb the adults just didn't care to think. 

I understand that in cannon joker is like the second or third tallest, but in my heart he’s the shortest. Man’s got that tiny French person complex and won’t admit it. His metaverse outfit has lifts in his shoes. He fluffs up his hair to add an extra inch in hight despite it looking bedraggled. He’s an ankle biter.

Lowkey wanna write a fic where like Chishiya knows magic tricks and either uses them to flirt continuously with Arisu OR uses them to like trick people into giving him their cards (including hatter and or Aguni).  except I don't write so this shall forever stay a forgotten thought never expanded upon lmao