Little Kids Make Me Laugh. I Was At A Party Yesterday And A Kid Was There And She Noticed That I Have

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

More Posts from Sorlian and Others

sorlian

1 month ago

the vast

15K notes View Post

sorlian

1 month ago

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

63K notes View Post

sorlian

1 month ago

Oop i forgot to post this here BAHAHAAHAHHA yes this is a product of my simon fairchild brainrot im sorry

2K notes View Post

sorlian

1 month ago

A digital illustration of 14 stamps, each representing one of Smirke's 14 Fears from The Magnus Archives. They're all square, black, with rough textures and patchy spots to make them resemble actual hand-made ink stamps.

First is The Hunt. A wide eyed hare stares out at the viewer from behind a dark frame, a single arrow cutting through its throat. Three drops of blood spread out from the exit wound.

Second is The Web. The shape of a spider web is cut out in the negative space of the dark ink.

Third is The Spiral. A simple swirl, like an optical illusion you'd find on a children's toy, outlined in black and white behind a black frame.

Fourth is The Dark. There is nothing to see.

Fifth is The Flesh. A framed diagram of an anatomically correct human heart.

Sixth is The Vast. A grid slopes down the square, widening and darkening towards the bottom. It's not quite clear if the view is from the ground looking up at it, or from the top looking down. Either way, the opposite end fades out of view.

Seventh is The Buried. Crumbling dirt spills down the square in dark pieces, ever so slowly filling the shape.

Eighth is The Corruption. A simple dark background with a cockroach made of the negative space. There's a thin frame, but it's off-kilter, a little diagonal to the rest of the shape.

Ninth is The Stranger. The Comedian and Tragedian theatre masks are set on a dark background, the edges of the masks peeking over the limits of the square.

Tenth is The Lonely. A solitary rowboat sits on a dark ocean, empty. Fog drifts across the water.

Eleventh is The Slaughter. A simple bright, clear blood splatter starting at the corner of a solid dark square.

Twelfth is The End. A single gravestone sits in the center at the end of a hallway. It radiates darkness and contrasts the light background, pulling the eye to it at all times.

Thirteenth is The Desolation. The bottom of the stamp has the appearance of a burned photograph, charred and jagged. What's left has the pattern of melting candle wax.

Fourteenth is The Eye. A simple representation of a human eye in a square frame, with cartoonish eyelashes and a small pupil in the center.

I wanted to mess around with stamp textures and now we're here

1K notes View Post

sorlian

1 month ago

“Can I have a cigarette?” The Magnus Archives is a horror anthology audio drama by Rusty Quill, written by Jonathan Sims. It’s probably one of my favourite podcasts so I decided to make an animated trailer for the very first episode, Anglerfish All credit goes to the staff at Rusty Quill

21K notes View Post

sorlian

9 months ago

any time an announcer says if [athlete] medals it’ll be the first medal for [country] I immediately lose all sense of patriotism and become an [athlete] stan

3K notes View Post

sorlian

1 month ago

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

146K notes View Post

sorlian

9 months ago

I Remember Starting These In 2022, But What Better Time Than The Present To Finish The Wedding Set

I remember starting these in 2022, but what better time than the present to finish the wedding set

The charms really were beautiful

9K notes View Post

sorlian

1 month ago

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

94K notes View Post

sorlian

1 month ago

[img creds below readmore!]

[buried] / [corruption] / [dark] / [desolation] / [eye] / [flesh] / [hunt] / [lonely] / [slaughter] / [spiral] / [stranger] / [vast] / [web] / [extinction]

298 notes View Post