Reblog If You Write Fan Fiction

as a D1 floater friend, going to a tiny ass high school is weird. it’s like. i know EVERYONE. i play sports, so im friends with the popular soccer players. i’m in advanced classes, so im chill with upperclassmen. i like art, so im friends with the nerdy art kids. and to make it WILDER, my dad works at the school with behavioral kids. so im friends with the skaters, stoners, and even the kids who get suspended every other week that most people are AFRAID OF. i’ve lived here not even a full year and i’ve got a wider circle than some of the mfs that grew up here. and i’m an INTROVERT.

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

i sure hope being gruesomely murdered isn’t ur fetish. it certainly isn’t mine. hope this helps 🫶

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

Woah mama women are amazing

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i just won a game and to celebrate i made everyone lose The Game.

my ex gf and i are gonna hang out this summer and if this gets 10 notes i’ll drop all the lore. cuz it’s pretty wild.

there are gorillas in my uterus and they’re hosting fight club

so um. turns out i am not cartwheelable. today has been long.

family lore is insane because it ranges from “dang can’t believe my older cousin sam dropped out of college” to “what do you MEAN aunt jackie was involved in the irish MAFIA???”

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup