Why Does This Have So Many Notes. This Is The Most Notes I’ve Ever Gotten. It’s Not That Funny. Guys

got called neurodivirign today and then the bitch played a sick riff on my guitar. wtf is high school man

there are these dudes in my science class and they get into the stupidest, most heated arguments for no reason all the time so i’ve started saying “oooo, the girls are fightingggg” every time they argue and it has been incredibly entertaining. they are both mad at me.

go study. it’s what adam parrish would want you to do.

calling him manwhore in the same way ppl call raccoons trash pandas. with affection.

tell me why the actual FUCK i just entered a PUBLIC RESTROOM and there was a woman just TAKIN A FAT PISS with the stall door WIDE OPEN. i need to BLEACH my EYEBALLS.

the intimacy of sharing. of tasting drinks without worrying about waterfalling. of trading sweaters. of leaning in, connected by the wires of my 2016 earbuds. of sharing not just objects but space. your head on my shoulder or my feet up in your lap. of sharing not just space but time. of both of us losing sleep just to talk for 15 more minutes. of sharing not just time but knowledge. the “i wasn’t supposed to tell anyone but” and homework help. the intimacy of letting someone hold a piece of what makes up your soul. maybe even letting them keep it. i think about it every time i let you borrow my pencil.

🌻

i just won a game and to celebrate i made everyone lose The Game.

i seem to have a knack for befriending weird little trans dudes.

hot take: i love that black cats are seen as a bad omen bc it means i can gatekeep them and have them all to myself.

people started to actually think i’m dumb so now i gotta have an academic comeback. :/