Yeah This Made Me Grin. Here Come The Locusts

So, due to a series of fortunate events, I got it for free from Oriental Trading. ((No they aren't paying me to advertise him, it was actually SLIGHTLY sketchy but don't worry about it))

Fun fact! He's technically a plush doorstop. He has a metal plate in his base that weighs him down wonderfully so he doesn't fall over. Also, if you crash, a special hidden mechanism activates which gives him the ability to fly, break glass, break bones, and maim or kill! (aka this thing might rocket straight though your windshield due to the weight). Cool, right?!

"K9 Doorstop Oriental Trading" should bring you to him :)

I'll save you the time to check the price: he's 40 dollars and actually officially licensed. Based on how much I use him (feeling a deep friendship with him whatever I'm in my car), for my uses, 40 dollars is worth it! If I did pay it

I'm a silly little dumdum and left the plate in because, idk, K9 sitting upright as I take sharp turns is more important than my safety, but I feel morally obligated to let you know that you probably *should* remove the plate if you have him in a vehicle. Or die with honor, impaled by a robot dog. Both perfectly good options so long as you are informed that this thing May Kill You.

FIVE STARS FROM ME! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

He's held up very well over the years and changed from a grey-blue to a more screen accurate grey in the sun, which I love, would recommend. This K9 doorstop is to die for!

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though

Star Trek canon is crazy.

Spock has seen a dragon. McCoy gains some new tonsils and also a southern accent. Spock climbing a tree. Literally everyone gets high at the same time. Kirk gets racist and then almost gets killed with a side table. This is all in one episode by the way.

Elias and Hannibal would get along, I think. Will and Jon would be too much soggy mental illness in one room. Martin would like Will's dogs.

Owning some variation of this is a necessity

UFO Photograph ~ Switzerland (1975) by Billy Meier ~ The flying saucer that would later hang in Fox Mulder’s office

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4 years of German led me to this moment.

Hannibal Lecker

That is all.

Sam: dude, that's not how you make tea

Dean: the microwave is broken

Castiel: [removes his finger from Dean's now boiling cup] Dean, you said this was for the case

Sam: [baffled] the MICROWAVE is broken?

The See Slug, corrupted by the Eye, is a small and beautiful part of the TMA apocalypse ecosystem.

I would like to draw more corrupted creatures. Specifically the creatures of the Ceaseless Watcher because eyes are fun. Let's make this nightmare world biodiverse!

I will only accept creature suggestions, eye pun name optional(highly encouraged). I might use these in a portfolio and need the designs to be my own, so please- draw your own if you want something in particular! You have my full support!

Context: somehow a post I made about Jon being a dishrag turned into this after an anonymous ask

Human Cas trying different drinks for the first time (Victorian child inspired):

Water

*frowns* "It tastes like time..."

Dean: So you don't like it? Cause you kinda need that to-

Cas: No. It's great. (and he means it)

Milk

Cas: "You know, adult humans really shouldn't be drinking this. This would have been unheard of in the 18th century, and I really don't understand the appeal of cow secretions-"

Dean: *plugs his ears* Ahhh... enough. I do not consent to hearing those words.

Sam: You know, he's not wrong! Get this-

Dean: Kindly, shut! up!

[Dean slides the glass forward]

Try the milk. : )

Cas: *sighs and tales a sip* I am not a calf. This is weird. I feel gross, Dean.

Dean: Stop being so dramatic! This is why you're trying everything now, so you don't embarrass us in public. Come on, it ain't that bad.

[Cas then spends half an hour on the toilet. He is apparently lactose intolerant.]

Diet Coke

Cas: [Wearily] Is this dairy free?

Dean: It's diet-friggen-coke, Cas. It's dairy free. It's also sugar free! Because someone [he glares at Sam] has a bad taste in pop. Real honest sugar is probably better for you than this junk.

Cas: Agreed. The fact that it's sugar free does by no means make cocaine good for you. It's actually quite concerning that you boys drink this. I think we should do an "intervention."

Dean:

Sam:

Cas: Does 6pm tomorrow work for you two? I'll find some folding chairs and arrange them in a circle.

[They never could get Cas to drink diet Coke, because why is it still called Coke, if there's not cocaine in it? and that's false advertising, which I also do not condone.]

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If people enjoy this one, I'll take suggestions for other foods for Cas to try