blue lily lily blue is actually wild what do you MEAN “it was possible that there were two gods in this church” ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? maggie wtf
but what if I want to raise 6 magical kids on an island with my gay lover. why do they get to and not me, it's not fair 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
RANT TO ME I LIKE THE SOUND I LIKE YOUR VOICE I LIKE YOUR MOUTH <333
characters of all time, really
yeah cocaine sounds alright i guess but have you ever tried being a gay 14 year old reading this line for the first time
I GAVE HIM LEGS
> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8
> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets
> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"
> I ask "is there cake left?"
> "yeah"
> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"
> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself
> give her the dollar as promised
> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar
> ok sure kid
> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each
> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests
the raven cycle is so cool. i wish virginia was real 😔