I GAVE HIM LEGS

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

in a magical forest. straight up “killing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My Latin Teacher

So I've been replaying spiritfarer

Another day another whiteboy jumpscare

fast and furious at the parking lot 🛒💖‼️

how am i supposed to feel pretty when this is the standard? 😭😭😭

goodbye brat summer, hello feral possum fall

that meme that’s like me my gf and her €500 plushie but it’s blue gansey and his boyfriend adam

sometimes there are scenes that are for comic fans and comic fans only in the show and this is 10000% one of them 🥹🍂

i love that netflix said y’all can swear now and they took it to heart and literally put this on the banner