Riddler Shakes His Ass Then Gets Obliterated

REAL

Fuk u allergy season.

irresistible eyes

my dad said “feed the retards” referring to my dogs so I picked up a spoon and started feeding tortellini to my little sister

words cannot express how much I love Present Mic

Bakugo, working at his computer and on no sleep: Izuku, yelling from the other room: Kacchan! What do you want for Christmas?! Bakugo: A freaking break is what I want! - Christmas Day - Bakugo: Izuku: Do you not like it, Kacchan? Bakugo: Why did you get me a brick for Christmas? Izuku: That's what you said you wanted, you told me you wanted a 'freaking brick' a month ago. Bakugo:...And you never thought to question that? Izuku: I mean I was a little confused, but you're violent. So I thought you wanted to throw it at something. Bakugo:

erm, not my video

im sacred of roblox bro-

mikey suffered more than jesus. imagine waking up hungover after yr birthday and yr brothersister is just saying "we need to start a band. and they hit the towers" and youve never picked up a bass before and then some bitchass joins yr band and starts fucking yr brothersister onstage and yr other guitarist is pitching mcr vibrators. what the fuck michael are you okay

f-fred durst..?

MY NAMES IZUKU MIDORIYA, AND IM GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE HERO!!

*Gets hit by a fucking truck*