I Would Like To Manifest More Of This In My Life

julian at the start of ds9: well i did it i bamboozled all of the starfleets and now i am here julikhan noonien bashing with my diabolical plan to heal random aliens on the farthest space station i could find from my stupid parents teehee guess i’ll sit here all alone and sip my silly little tea like a friendless british loser all a part of my master plan garak dissolving straight through the wall tits first: heLLO i am Not A Spy unless that’s your kink and i’m definitely not tripping several balls unless that’s your kink HAHAHAHA drugs aren’t real anyway wow i can’t believe we’re already politically advantageous best friends that’s crzy and i’m sure won’t awaken anything in me btw totally unrelated how do you feel about public sex julian, completely tangled in the centerpiece: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

i am full of love and also fatigue

I try not to think about it because I have to keep moving, but damn if it doesn't make my heart ache.

the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

I made a thing. Based on a true story. +/- one ceiling cave-in

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

Murderbot, when interacting with anything: thinks in a string of biting asides and sardonic observations in between pondering death, mayhem and carnage. Also Murderbot, when confronted with an even more sarcastic transport ship's snark: You SNARK Miette? You SNARK MIETTE LIKE I'M A VULNERABLE EMOTIONAL BEING THAT WANTS TO FEEL SAFE? Oh OH! Jail for giant hyperintelligent transport ship! etc.

This is what an evil boop looks like.