My Question Is Why Did Tom Never Create A Holodeck Arcade?? Or Like... Bowling Alley?? That Seems So

my question is why did tom never create a holodeck arcade?? or like... bowling alley?? that seems so him??? can you imagine that... seven tries bowling and literally can ONLY get strikes. and tom is like tch yeah of course i can do that! but he literally cannot hit a single pin... but then for whatever reason he can play skeeball like NOBODY’S business.

an arcade date with b’elanna where he secretly replicates whatever she buys with her tickets?? and brings it to her the next day??? also obviously weekly ddr competitions. janeway is the leading champion there, but tuvok’s been known to “bust a move.”

harry would probably be really good at like, claw machine games? he strikes me as a claw machine game kid. also like pacman. b’elanna really likes those games where you sit inside a little dark booth and shoot things. TOM PLAYS THOSE MOTORCYCLE RACE GAMES... but chakotay somehow beats him EVERY time. but that’s okay because chakotay’s usually following janeway around and playing 2p games with her.

seven can and will DESTROY you at any kind of fighter game, but generally chooses to stand behind people and watch what they’re doing instead. neelix is running around making sure everyone’s having a good time (and occasionally jumping in to play ddr) and the doctor, KNOWN to be extremely competitive and has a need to be the best, is uncharacteristically sitting at the bar drinking some fancy fizzy drink the whole time. except for when HE decides to get in on the ddr, and puts the captain to shame in a single game. although if there’s any kind of golf game, he’s there.

and lastly, naturally, bumper cars. tuvok wants nothing to do with it, but neelix begs him to join. tom and b’elanna are menaces they WILL bump into you and they WILL send you spinning into oblivion. janeway chases tuvok specifically, tuvok wishes he was not present. neelix is just roaming having a good time. the doctor is trying to pose as much of a threat as tom and b’elanna, and eventually surpasses them to become Bumper Car King. harry and chakotay just kinda spin around and are happy to be there. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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3 years ago

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

not-br.neocities.org
Tech bros are on another world just make a framework like the rest of us.

anyone who can, pls reblog!

3 years ago

“I’ve got to get to the captain!” ft. spock having all the grace of a newborn giraffe learning to walk

2 years ago
An illustration of the EMH from Star Trek: Voyager and Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data is seated while the EMH examines him and says "Interesting...". There is an arrow pointing to the EMH labeled "humanity without form", and an arrow pointing to Data labeled "form without humanity."
An illustration colored in blue and yellow of the EMH and Data playing chess. Data is placing a piece on the board and saying "Checkmate, sir." while the EMH sulks in his seat.
An illustration in blue, yellow, and red of the EMH and Data playing Operation. Data is staring curiously at the EMH and saying, "This is the third time you have beaten me. Your prowess in this ancient Terran game is quite impressive." The EMH looks proud of himself and says, "Why, thank you." Data asks, "What is this game called?" to which the emh replies, "Operation."
A color illustration of Data and the EMH, only Data appears as a hologram of a human wearing a red-shouldered uniform in the Voyager style, and is labeled "Tactical hologram."  the EMH appears as a pale-blue-skinned android, wearing a blue uniform in the TNG style, and is labeled "medical android".
A sketch of Kes and the EMH. Kes looks dreamily up at the EMH and asks, "So, are you and the ship's computer, like... work friends, or friend friends?" The emh at his computer looks vaguely concerned and quietly replies, "I don't know."

EMH and friends doodle dump………..hi


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3 years ago

Sometimes a family is a starship captain with a death wish, a dad-joke cracking commander with marvelous facial structure, a severely telepathic space pixie, a space troll who cooks, a Serious grandpa who pretends like he doesn’t tell bad puns on the sly because he’s Serious, an underappreciated Handsome Boy, a history nerd with a car fetish, an angry smart lady who would LIKE EVERYONE TO STOP TOUCHING HER STUFF THANK YOU VERY MUCH, an asshole opera singer, and a recovering former cult member that everyone has a crush on

3 years ago

Janeway and Chakotay alone on a planet. What could happen 👀

(yes, I'm finally watching Resolutions)

5 minutes in and these two are already bickering about interior design and lack of bathtubs

2 years ago

this clip from “The Apple” is literally just this post:

This Clip From “The Apple” Is Literally Just This Post:

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2 years ago

Snw Spock needs more sass. We want judgy eyebrow raises and snarky comments poorly disguised by logic


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3 years ago
“Bird Planet”

“Bird Planet”

“Bird Planet”
“Bird Planet”
“Bird Planet”
“Bird Planet”

Sorry the resolution for these are dumpster.

But I wanted to bust this out. Jim loves Spock and things that reminds him of Spock, but he also loves himself… and things that remind him of himself.

Bird Planet

-———

Kirk: Spock<3 Look! This one is my favorite!

Spock: Jim…

Spock: look

Kirk: Mr. Spah!

Kirk: No Mr. Spock<3 THAT one is my favorite

Spock (to bird): my apologies.

2 years ago

a small list of organizations you can safely donate to in the wake of the horrific earthquake that struck our brothers in sisters in turkey and syria:

turkish red crescent: part of the international red cross and red crescent - currently opening mobile crisis centers, passing out tents and blankets, operating multiple catering vehicles and mobile kitchens

islamic relief: currently on the ground in turkey providing emergency food and shelter assistance and in syria providing health and medical supplies to local clinics and doctors and tents and provisions to those made homeless

MSF: doctors without borders is currently helping process the injured and the dead, as well as sending supply kits to local medical authorities in syria and beyond

the turkish embassy: in an official statement released by the embassies in many countries, they are accepting in person drop offs of supplies that will be sent to turkey and distributed. they have asked for the following: blankets, tents, sleeping bags, pocket warmers or heaters, winter clothing, and over the counter meds for cold, flu, pain killers, etc

A Small List Of Organizations You Can Safely Donate To In The Wake Of The Horrific Earthquake That Struck

turkish government and non profit organizations like ahbap, afad, akut, and more are all accepting donations and some are asking for local volunteers

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Boldly going

Star Trek! The original series, the next generation, voyager, deep space 9, lower decks, and strange new worlds. Hopefully I'll get around to the others some day. Sometimes I'll post something else. Let's build a world we can be proud of!

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