Where I show my love for Alfred, RusAme, the FACE fam, and Hetalia in general
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remember i do these sometimes?
何か見えるかい?
I wonder if Tony, America’s alien best friend, likes Russia too ‘cause he’s a firm believer in space and aliens.
Or maybe he doesn’t cause whenever Russia’s around he keeps hearing moans and screams and a lot of bumps on the well every night??
Like im trying to sleep and watch youtube videos and then i start hearing these two gay space nerds banging each other like it’s their last day on earth???
Ivan Braginsky's Guide To Taking Care Of An Alien.
Bratva
Chemistry
Demons and Deals
The Promise Of SunFlowers
Dub The Frequencies Of Love
His Little Bird
Curiosity Killed The Cat.
(This is not completed but It's interesting) Of Blood & Breasts
Worlds Worst Vampire.
The Spirits in New York City
College Majors I think Hetalia would take:
Feliciano: Fashion Design
Lovino: Fashion Design
Kiku: Industrial Design
Francis: Culinary Arts
Arthur: Journalism
Alfred: Mechanical Engineering (to make robots and space shuttles or nerdy things like that)
Ivan: Mechanical Engineering
Yao: Human Physiology and Child Development
Matthew: Veterinary Medicine (that's a major right)
Ludwig: Environmental Studies
Gilbert: Automative Engineering
Roderich: Music Theory and Composition
Antonio: Natural Resources Management and Horticulture
Mei: Fashion Business Management
Lien: Law Enforcement
Yung Soo: Computer and Information Sciences
Leon: Finance
Emil: Marine Biology
Lukas: Journalism
Matthias: Marketing
Berwald: Interior Design
Tino: Veterinary Medicine
Extra Headcanons (might add more later)
-The ones with the same major are dormed together
-Alfred seriously debated over whether he should major in Mechanical Engineering, Natural Sciences or Astronomy. After Ivan decided on Mechanical Engineering he did too because he wanted somebody to compete with
-Lukas and Arthur sometimes sneak into theatre classes. They don't actually want to major in the course, but they find it interesting.
-Emil is dormed with Leon and he has to constantly stop him from setting off firecrackers in their room
-Alfred wanted Kiku to be in the same major as him so they could be together, and Kiku was well versed in robotics anyway but he enjoyed industrial design more. Alfred was stingy about it but let him go
-Lukas says Matthias is too dumb for marketing but Matthias is oblivious to this
-Gilbert constantly kept switching majors. His last one before Automative Engineering was Natural Sciences.
Fanon Pets of my Hetalia:
Chester: A corgi owned by Arthur and Francis. He's a male, and is very intelligent. He just chooses to be make trouble. Francis dresses him up sometimes in cute little bowties. Chester is their "fluffy boy"
Laika: A mixed breed husky/terrier dog. And yes it is the very same Laika that was launched into space. I like to imagine the dog reincarnated and Ivan kept her as a pet again (After the whole Joan/Lisa thing it's canon that reincarnation is possible in Hetalia) Ivan brings her everywhere, and threatens anyone who tells him to do otherwise. When he eats at restaurants he orders with Laika in his arms. He's been questioned if she's a service dog since Ivan seems to pet her every time he gets too pissed off then calms down again. But she's not, she's just really comforting to Ivan and the russian got separation anxiety from when he launched her into space and barely lets her out of his sight.
Daisy: A female golden retriever that Alfred named after his favorite flower. She's a sweet, strong and playful dog. Alfred adores her. Sometimes he has Francis and Tino dogsit her. She's a stubborn dog with a sense of justice, and every time they go on a walk and she sees someone in trouble she'll run over and help them. She's also an escape artist and Alfred has trouble chasing her.
Kuai: A chow chow that Yao owns. A big, fluffy, lazy male dog that Yao sometimes uses a pillow. The dog moves just enough so that Yao knows it's not dead (He has his doubts sometimes). The dog doesn't really move at all, he mostly just sleeps. He only gets up when he senses danger and food. Yao kept him from his ancient days, as Kuai used to guard the great palaces of China. The dog is still a guard dog, but mostly just naps, sit down and/or eat.
The Hetalia Milfs:
Hungary
Belgium
Ukraine
Ancient Egypt
Ancient Greece
Top Ten Hetalia Dilfs:
1. Germania
2. Rome
3. Sweden
4. France
5. Prussia
6. Spain
7. Denmark
8. China
9. Norway
10. England
Alfred: I suggest we kill them all by beating them to death until their brains are oozing out of their eyes.
Ivan: I am so attracted to you.
I’ve been very very VERY tempted to ship this. Don’t get me wrong, I love Nedcan and Prumano, but in my eyes Gilbert is a lot like Alfred and Matthew loves Alfred (as a brother) so I think they would go together well. But then multiple things push up like but then who would Lovino and Ned be with? Wouldn’t it be awkward if Francis’ best friend was dating his “son”? There’s not much evidence for them too, and I’d also have to go around rotating my ships so that Lovino and Ned have someone too because there is no way anyone is going to single in my AU, and the main reason why Matthew gets into fights with Alfred is because he’s too selfish, loud and arrogant, which is how Gilbert comes off to be so they would probably fight about that too, and Gilbert used to be Alfred's super strict teacher and Ivan's bully so how awkward would that even be? But then, the parallelism between RusAme and PruCan would be cute; A tall, introverted, winter guy who knits and a short, loud, arrogant and stupid guy. It’s both of them. I would ship, but it’d be too much of a hassle. I agree, it’s more of a “what if they were together?” ship.
If you don't mind me asking, why do people ship PruCan?
It’s the opposites attract dynamic that makes them really cute! Loud obnoxious asshole(I say this endearingly) and quiet easily overlooked shy dude. This is more of a “what if” ship than an “I totally see it!” ship.
Ludwig: It's estimated there's a little over 525 million dogs in the world so if you spent 5 seconds on each dog it would take around 84 years to pet every single dog in the world.
Feliciano: Please go to sleep.
SpaBel brainrot, why is there not more of them😔
When there's a best boy there's a best girl too
THE GOLDEN BOY HOURS ARE BACK (i just realized I took a screenshot of his face every time he appeared in a panel what is wrong with me)
How I view the panel: As the parents fight, their son and his boyfriend watch from the background and are very disturbed.
I AGREE SO MUCH
I really like uke France. I mean how can England, the Great British Empire who had territory on every continant, be topped by France. I mean, I could see America topping, but FRANCE? It’s like Italy topping Germany.
Headcanon? no this is canon my dude
Francis is uke, and Arthur is seme
THE MUSICAL HAS BLESSED ME WITH BOTH RUSAME AND UKFR I LOVE THE MUSICAL
*dodged*
《Hetalia Musical: The Great World》
I've eaten one of those before (tempura sushi) and it's not bad. It actually tastes very good, or maybe that's just me liking crunchy food. (just realized Mattie has the same messed up taste in food)
It's honestly sort of amazing to me how France is used to refer to posh, classy, stylish or just very beautiful looking things like when you look at a pretty looking dish you say "wow that looks so french" or something similar to that.
Ya'll remember that one panel where Ivan destroyed Arthur's naval blockade just to get to Alfred? (those heart shapes surrounding him too)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS PANEL EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I LOVE IT
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE HOLDING A BAR OF CHOCOLATE
BEST BOY HOURS YA'LL
WE NEED MORE HAIR DOWN GERMANY