Vampire Eddie

Vance: Bruce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Bruce: Sentences.

Vance: Don't interrupt me.

Finney: It’s dark in here

Griffin: Don’t worry dude I got this

Griffin: *Stomps their feet*

Griffin: *Skechers light up*

Billy: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Bruce: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Billy: Not when you’re playing with Finney, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Steve, sees someone doing weird shit: God, What an idiot

Steve after realizing it's eddie: Oh no, that's my idiot

Robin wasn't kidnapped but Finn still was au

Person a: Robin

Person b: Finney

*Random man speaking shit about Steve*

*Steve looking like a kicked puppy*

Robin: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.

Nancy, calmly: it's not necessary.

Robin: why?

Nancy, pointing at Eddie: just look.

Eddie standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BOY I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!

Robin: holy shit.

Nancy: yeah. Holy shit.

Steve: guys.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Eddie is choking that man.

Dustin, from the corner: FUCKING FINISH HIM EDDIE!

Perfect example

no but can you imagine eddie meeting this steve

homie would not survive

or he would kiss him. my money's on they would kiss

Bruce: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Griffin: I'm a knife.

Billy, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Robin: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?