Stranger Things Ghost Face Au

Robin: Steve made me care about stupid things.

Nancy: Like what?

Robin: Friends. Humanity. My well being.

Steve, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!

Robin, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.

Eddie, sitting on the floor with some paper and a sharpie: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.

Dustin: You’re literally making a valentines card for Steve right now.

Eddie, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Henderson

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?

Steve, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Store Worker: "points to Eddie and Robin"

Eddie and Robin, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Finn joking about the Casper crew and he's mostly thought of Vance and Robin when he saw the sign

Robin: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."

Robin: Help.

Finney : Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.

Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.

Finney: It sure is!

Steve: *casually taking four stairs at a time

*Robin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Robin: Eddie stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Eddie: I got a full house and four people died.

Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.