Enid: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Wednesday: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Enid: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Wednesday: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier to go for the kill.
Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Star: I really care about your feelings!
Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Robin: Steve made me care about stupid things.
Nancy: Like what?
Robin: Friends. Humanity. My well being.
Steve, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!
Robin, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.
Finney: show yourself
Griffin:...do we have to?...
Steve: I love you
Eddie: Like jokingly?
Steve: Excuse me?
Eddie: You’re joking right?
Steve, grabbing Eddie's hand, with a straight face: I would kill for you
Eddie: Steve you’re so funny!
Steve, heartbroken: God you’re so dumb
Erica: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Robin: Those jeans look good
Steve: I know right
Robin: I bet they look better on Eddie’s bedroom floor
Eddie: Are you hitting on Steve for me????
no but can you imagine eddie meeting this steve
homie would not survive
or he would kiss him. my money's on they would kiss
Great white chocolate sharks 🦈
Steve, to the party: alright, listen up you little shits
Steve: not you will, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here
I was thinking, you know the part where Vance pretty much screams in Finney's ear, and Vance gets pulled back what if that was robin that pulled him back and robin was there for every phone call that Finney answers.