Amber: Guys, I’ve Been Meaning To Tell You… Marko And I Are Dating.

Enid: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Wednesday: Killed without hesitation.

Enid: Do you think I’m ugly?

Wednesday: It’s not about looks, Enid. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Enid: Wednesday...

Wednesday: For example, someone's heart.

Enid: Aw... Stop it-

Wednesday: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Enid: Seriously, stop.

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.

Steve: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.

Eddie: Preposterous boast but alas.

Steve: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Steve: And atoms never touch each other.

Steve: So in my defense, hopper. I did not punch Jason.

Lo'ak: I told Kiri that their ears turn red when they lie.

Neteyam: Do they?

Lo'ak: No.

Neteyam: Then why did you tell them that?

Lo'ak: Because I can do this.

Lo'ak: Hey Kiri! Do you love us?

Kiri, with their hands over their ears: No.

Steve: *casually taking four stairs at a time

*Robin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

Robin wasn't kidnapped but Finn still was au

Person a: Robin

Person b: Finney

Eddie & Ritchie in the back of Billy's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Stanley : We have food at home.

Billy: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Eddie & Ritchie: YAYYYYYY!

Billy: *orders one black coffee and leaves*