A Random Thought / Headcanon

pay attention to him NOW

saw this while reading Werewolf by Night (#32) and mate I was GIGGLING

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

just saw someone on twitter call erik logan's evil stepmother 💀

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

what I think about you based on your marvel rivals main

please do not take this too personally, it’s really just a big joke (like everything I post is lmao)

Duelists:

Punisher- your annoying and need to choose a better character tbh.

Starlord- when on the enemy team, your annoying but when on my team your chill (I love you)

Black Widow- you’re either good at aiming or absolutely trash, no in between.

Hawkeye- amazing taste. I love you, you’re talented. Cant even be mad when you kill me for the 23rd time.

Iron man- annoying. You are a fly.

Storm- QUEEN. 🙇‍♀️

Scarlet Witch- I’m legally not allowed to talk bad about Wanda. You’re fine unless you’re targeting me specifically.

Squirrel girl: She’s so cute but really annoying. Like wdym I was sniped with nuts across the map?? You’re probably a female so I immediately like you more.

Wolverine- Annoying. I genuinely think one of the most annoying players possible. I love Wolverine but he’s HORRID when on the enemy team.

Spider man- like black widow, you can either play him really good or really bad. You usually target me for some reason?? Rethink that choice pls and thanks

Hela- mother!! I’ve maybe killed you before 🫢 I love you anyways your a girlboss

black panther- boring. Forgot he existed. Nothing to say.

Namor- kys

Magik- the way I screamed when I saw she was a character..I love you even if you kill me 80 times ❤️

Moon Knight- your usually pretty chill, again not much to say but I’m fine with you.

Winter solider- please stop killing me…your one of the hottest characters btw.

Mister Fantastic- please stop. Be someone else or just stop killing my whole team in somehow one shot.

Pslocke- beautiful babe! I love you UNLESS you’re a creep who only plays as her for her body.

Iron fist- you either know how to play him well or you just button smash. Either way you somehow always get MVP/SVP.

Strategists:

Rocket Raccoon- I will protect you at all costs, even if it means I lose the round

Mantis- please focus on healing 😭 other than that your sweet and usually end up carrying.

Adam warlock- one of my favorites, you are the best pls marry me.

Invisible woman: one of my favorite healers, she’s pretty so I like seeing her on my team.

Jeff the Land Shark- CUTIE!! thank you for the heals 🙇‍♀️ (if you have the fluffy pink skin, extra cutie points)

Cloak & Dagger- Dagger is gorgeous btw. Anyway when your cloak your annoying asf. Super annoying ult but it’s also really helpful.

Loki- he’s so fun to play as lmao. Your clones are annoying but other than that you’re chill.

Luna snow- at first I really disliked her but I’m kinda a fan now. You’re probably an intense fan girl though so I’m kinda scared to talk bad about you. (Nothing bad to say anyways)

Vanguard:

Thor- literally only one word. Annoying. Choose someone cooler plz.

Hulk- He’s okay. I don’t really have any thoughts other than your either a man or 9 yr old boy.

Captain America- one of the hardest characters to kill. You’re a pussy, put the shield down dude.

Groot- aww I love groot. Your ult is super annoying if you use it on me but other than that I feel bad when killing you.

Magneto- useless…??? I’ve probably killed you, yes you, the reader before. only good for Wanda’s team up.

Dr Strange- The portals so sooo fun to go through lmao. You’re usually pretty nice! Not much to say about you.

Venom- ANNOYING. Not as annoying as punisher or Thor, but still annoying. Like hulk, your probably a 9 year old kid.

Peni Parker- nothing bad to say about you. Love you. Sending hugs. (If you have the blue tarantula skin, your the coolest ever)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE LMAO

THE LITTLE T AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN CHANGES COLOUR WHEN I CLICK ON IT O LOVE THIS APP

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

Omg when did you change Ur icon! 😯

Yesterday I think, or the day before that. I don't know why but my pokemon hyper fixation suddenly resurfaced after like years, I still love superheroes tho