[stray! Au] The Cat And The Bat But They're Gay

Erik: "WHERE IS YOUR PACIFISM NOW, CHARLES??"

Charles: "You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD."

Erik: "The REAL world?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S THINKING IN FAIRYTALES! They'll never change!"

Raven: *picks up the Monopoly board* "Yup. This was a bad idea. Go back to playing chess."

Flash, laughing at a joke Captain Marvel made: Y'know Cap, sometimes you really act like a child haha

CM, smiling strangely: haha oh for sure

Solomon: You have to kill him.

CM, in his mind: No!

Hercules: If you break a hole through the glass of the Watchtower he'll be sucked out and suffocate.

Solomon, projecting the image of nodding inside CM's mind: No witnesses.

J'onn, sitting next to them, no longer feeling very safe in his workplace: Pardon me as I go have an unimportant conversation with Batman.

We do realise the reason why everyone loves Percabeth and many consider it the best romance in modern literature is because there is no hierarchy between them right?

Percy is not emotionally stunted and reliant on Annabeth to navigate the world, Annabeth is not reliant on Percy for survival and support. They are completely equals - they are both strategic and smart, both powerful and foreboding, both funny and sarcastic, both hubristic and display cruelty at times. They are flawed and see each others flaws and love each other because of that, not in spite of it, and they are the only straight couple in literature I can think of like this. In every way they are completely equal.

A random thought / headcanon

Superman learns knitting/sewing, deciding to give an “ugly sweater” to his friends, including captain marvel

He doesn’t make them ugly intentionally, he’s just bad at making designs

squints in ace attorney

THIS

YES

(op's tags)

"romeo and juliet" okay? but could shakespeare write whatever the fuck church and texas had going on? i dont think so

mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

maybe they shouldn’t have wandered into that pizzeria…

Art of Murder Fanart.