They Barge Into Justice League Meetings Saying They Have Something Very Important To Show Them. And Do

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

*Shoots your Cookies with the Pokémon Beam*

Happy Pokémon Day!!

Who do you guys ship the Steel Samurai with?

FOR DECADES, MANKIND HAS SHARED ONE UNIVERSAL DESIRE, ONE UNIFIED GOAL: TO SIMPLY GET A BITE TO EAT

If we do get an absolute justice league it'd be the funniest line up ever I will die on this hill