Man In The Mirror.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

what I think about you based on your marvel rivals main

please do not take this too personally, it’s really just a big joke (like everything I post is lmao)

Duelists:

Punisher- your annoying and need to choose a better character tbh.

Starlord- when on the enemy team, your annoying but when on my team your chill (I love you)

Black Widow- you’re either good at aiming or absolutely trash, no in between.

Hawkeye- amazing taste. I love you, you’re talented. Cant even be mad when you kill me for the 23rd time.

Iron man- annoying. You are a fly.

Storm- QUEEN. 🙇‍♀️

Scarlet Witch- I’m legally not allowed to talk bad about Wanda. You’re fine unless you’re targeting me specifically.

Squirrel girl: She’s so cute but really annoying. Like wdym I was sniped with nuts across the map?? You’re probably a female so I immediately like you more.

Wolverine- Annoying. I genuinely think one of the most annoying players possible. I love Wolverine but he’s HORRID when on the enemy team.

Spider man- like black widow, you can either play him really good or really bad. You usually target me for some reason?? Rethink that choice pls and thanks

Hela- mother!! I’ve maybe killed you before 🫢 I love you anyways your a girlboss

black panther- boring. Forgot he existed. Nothing to say.

Namor- kys

Magik- the way I screamed when I saw she was a character..I love you even if you kill me 80 times ❤️

Moon Knight- your usually pretty chill, again not much to say but I’m fine with you.

Winter solider- please stop killing me…your one of the hottest characters btw.

Mister Fantastic- please stop. Be someone else or just stop killing my whole team in somehow one shot.

Pslocke- beautiful babe! I love you UNLESS you’re a creep who only plays as her for her body.

Iron fist- you either know how to play him well or you just button smash. Either way you somehow always get MVP/SVP.

Strategists:

Rocket Raccoon- I will protect you at all costs, even if it means I lose the round

Mantis- please focus on healing 😭 other than that your sweet and usually end up carrying.

Adam warlock- one of my favorites, you are the best pls marry me.

Invisible woman: one of my favorite healers, she’s pretty so I like seeing her on my team.

Jeff the Land Shark- CUTIE!! thank you for the heals 🙇‍♀️ (if you have the fluffy pink skin, extra cutie points)

Cloak & Dagger- Dagger is gorgeous btw. Anyway when your cloak your annoying asf. Super annoying ult but it’s also really helpful.

Loki- he’s so fun to play as lmao. Your clones are annoying but other than that you’re chill.

Luna snow- at first I really disliked her but I’m kinda a fan now. You’re probably an intense fan girl though so I’m kinda scared to talk bad about you. (Nothing bad to say anyways)

Vanguard:

Thor- literally only one word. Annoying. Choose someone cooler plz.

Hulk- He’s okay. I don’t really have any thoughts other than your either a man or 9 yr old boy.

Captain America- one of the hardest characters to kill. You’re a pussy, put the shield down dude.

Groot- aww I love groot. Your ult is super annoying if you use it on me but other than that I feel bad when killing you.

Magneto- useless…??? I’ve probably killed you, yes you, the reader before. only good for Wanda’s team up.

Dr Strange- The portals so sooo fun to go through lmao. You’re usually pretty nice! Not much to say about you.

Venom- ANNOYING. Not as annoying as punisher or Thor, but still annoying. Like hulk, your probably a 9 year old kid.

Peni Parker- nothing bad to say about you. Love you. Sending hugs. (If you have the blue tarantula skin, your the coolest ever)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE LMAO

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

Charles Xavier, chronologically :

- sacrifices his brilliant career to prevent a major international crisis

- sacrifices his principles to get the man he loves closure

- loses his legs #1

- gets heartbroken #1

- loses his sister go to make her happy

- sacrifices a close friendship to protect his children

- loses sleep

- gets brunt out from all the responsibility and trauma probably at some point

- accepts to get out of his dysfunctional comfort zone to help a mean man he's met once save the world

- gets heartbroken #2

- sacrifices his legs to help people #2

- manages to create a functional system that gives dozens if not hundreds of ostracised children great education, self confidence and integration into society (possibly saving them from abuse or worse)

- loses his school

- gets heartbroken #3

- gets violated by a god

- loses his hair

- shouts fuck you at the aforementioned god and proceeds to almost sacrifice himself to death to save humanity

- forgives the man he loves and makes him see the good in himself #10001000

The two shits he manages to keep fed, clothed and entairtained for 1/3 of a century despite beeing otherwise occupied (one of them having broken his heart thrice) :

- "you've never sacrificed anything"

- "you're always sorry, and then there is aways a speech"

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

Once again making a post about the difference between Billy and Marvel (despite being the same person lol). The guy at the end is Freddy but it’s my first time drawing him so idk if he’s recognizable lol.

so i clicked on a wizard101 crowns trivia i hadn't done before

guyyss. guys. smiling jason :)

Do you ship it?

reason: the entire run of Batgirls (2022) is propaganda for this ship