Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Feraligatr
It’s raining in Gotham
rvb as images i found dump #4
A traffic camera in Montreal
[stray! au] the cat and the bat but they're gay
Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.
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Actual Norse Mythology:
Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*
Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-
Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*
Damian & Duke Bonding? There are not enough of those in the world. Maybe this planet would be a better place if there was.
Duke: I'm heading out.
Bruce: Where?
Duke: Just hanging out at the museum with my friends.
Bruce: Good, then you can take Damian.
Duke: What? Why?
Damian: I have a paper due on Friday.
Duke: Ugh, fine.
Bruce: And remember, Duke, you're older so it's your responsibility to keep him safe.
Duke: Whatever.
[at the museum entrance]
Duke: You know the deal. Just stay out of my way.
Damian: Not to worry, I don't need anyone to supervise me.
Damian: *snatches his ticket and walks away*
Duke: That's a relief.
[dinosaur exhibit]
Duke: ...Yeah, then the principal said—
Duke: *sees Damian climbing a T-Rex skeleton*
Duke: Hey, look over there!
His friends: *look the other way*
Duke: *flips over the dinosaur and grabs Damian*
Duke: *puts Damian down and runs back to his friends*
Duke: Whoops, thought I saw something. Guess I was mistaken.
[solar system exhibit]
Dre, snickering: Uranus. Get it?
Riko: Oh yeah. Hilarious.
Duke: *sees Damian dangling upside-down from a planet on the ceiling*
Duke: I'm getting a phone call, one sec.
Duke: *grabs a ladder and meets Damian*
Damian: Can I help you?
Duke: *sighs and slings Damian over his shoulder*
[biodiversity exhibit]
Izzy: ...So I told my brother that, but still...
Damian: *leans over a railing*
Duke: *slips away and pulls Damian back before he falls*
Duke: You're lucky that shark's not real.
Duke: *goes back to his friends*
Damian: I would have simply adopted it.
[engineering exhibit]
Dax: Guys, check it out.
Dax: *launches a baseball catapult*
Duke: *catches the ball before it hits Damian*
[bathrooms]
Duke: *leaves the bathroom*
Duke: *sees Damian entering an exhibit under construction*
Duke: This kid just can't quit.
Duke: *tackles Damian away from a falling beam*
Duke, annoyed: You're welcome.
Damian: Tt.
[food court]
Duke: I'll take a ham sandwich and a cookie.
Steph, the cashier: Here you go.
Duke: *sits down by his friends*
Steph: Next!
Damian: I will have a vegan burger, apple juice, and cookie.
Steph: Sorry, kiddo, we just sold our last cookie.
Damian, disappointed: Oh, alright. I'll just take the burger and juice.
Duke, to his friends: I'll be right back.
Duke: *hands Damian the cookie*
Duke: How's the paper coming?
Damian: I believe I've gathered what I needed.
Duke, ruffling Damian's hair: Cool, just stay out of any more trouble.
Damian: Tt.
Duke: *goes back to his table*
Damian: *pulls out his notebook*
Damian, writing: Of the many things at the Gotham Museum, the one that stood out the most is my big brother...
ace-spec gang
pay attention to him NOW
what if we sent classified war plans to an unsecure groupchat with a journalist? and we were both high ranking officials in the United States government? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Nationality Mikus are going around so here’s mine
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