✨✨The Appointed Ruler In My Kingdom Is Custard Cookie The III ✨✨

okay i'm not all that interested in dc ships, but for those of you who like jayroy can i just say that im pretty sure roy would actually have the time of his life telling dick about them. like, that right there? thats an argument winner.

Dick: i can't believe you *blah blah blah*

Roy: yeah well im fucking ur little brother

Dick: *ewwww ew ew ewwwww*

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

i'm so behind on everything but i saw another "bruce is the mask batman is the real person" take today so please everyone consult the graphic before i cause a national security emergency

I love that Sally Jackson’s 3 love interests are just

Literal god

Canonically pure evil

Paul

Aromantic and asexual's emo ass flags combining to make the sunset aroace flag is the LGBTQ equivalent of sodium (explosive in contact with water) and chlorine (poisonous gas) forming table salt when combined.

space oddity

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

say his name three times!

art collab with @ai-das-ei

damian lineart and tim rendering by @ai-das-ei

tim lineart and damian rendering by me

lineart under cut:

this edit took me 15 minutes cause i kept stopping to laugh hysterically at it