Why Have I Been Disgraced

saw this while reading Werewolf by Night (#32) and mate I was GIGGLING

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

For as popular as the idea of a "hivemind" is we never talk about how it doesn't exist in nature. There's no animal colony that connects and controls all its members through a psychic connection. Even bees, the eponimous hivemind, communicate by pheremones and, more importantly, interpretive dance. My point is when are we going to get a movie about an intensely organized alien race that mainly communicates via sick dance moves, why are we sleeping on this.

you’re not famous here unless haiku bot reblogs a post you have made

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

man in the mirror.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY BTW

Erik: You know, you could make me do anything you want with your power...

Charles: Yes I know.

Erik: Like really anything you wanted you could make me do it.

Charles: I know.

Erik: I couldn't disobey you...

Charles: I'm aware.

Erik: ...

Erik: So are you gonna do it ?

Charles: No.

Erik: WHYYY !! PLEASE CHARLES DO IT, PLEASE !!!

rachel will and nico trio on top 🙏

i have so many ideas for them pls this is my favourite trio i need them to go on a quest