He's A Tough Boy! Treat Him Like One Of Your ITEMS!

amazing

snowgrave pacifist route

(off camera I am rapidly flipping a light switch between two options labelled “LIGHT MODE” and “SIGNIFICANTLY LESS LIGHT MODE”)

wtf cringe ass nae nae [[BIG SHOT]]

I said I was gonna do it

Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.

He slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a random assortment of bills into the jar.

He takes a deep breath.

“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”

“FUCKING PISSING SHITTING CUNTING FUCK LORD ALMIGHTY DOES THIS HURT GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS ME I’VE GONE AND SNAPPED MYSELF IN HALF LIKE A TWIZZLER LEFT OUT IN THE SUN BOY OH BOY HAVE I REALLY FUCKING DONE IT THIS TIME WOWIE THIS IS QUITE THE INJURY–”

“i-i’m callin’ someone–”

“THAT’S VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU SANS IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE CAN YOU PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF MY MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY BOATS AT THE END OF THIS ONE GOOD FUCKING GRAVY–”

And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.

baba

[Spamton?]

Salt Route AU by @beabigshot​

I made that one post I saw canon

the fact that kris canonically partakes in speedrunning changes everything about deltarune. do you think they realize when someone is trying to speedrun the game. would they be horrified by the fact that their own life is being treated nothing more than a challenge. that their story, their life, their friendships are all being rushed through to achieve a goal that is meaningless to them. do you think kris realizes when their soul manages to guide them effortlessly through each fight that they must have done this many, many times before. or do you think they're just like "oh hell yeah speedrun strats" because i think it's that one