Tony “locked Wanda In Her Room”: Tony Stark Was On House Arrest In The Second Iron Man Movie And

Supreme Family/IronStrange Headcanons

Nobody told me Supreme Family was A Thing™? Why????

Stephen helps Peter obey his curfew.

If he’s in the middle of patrol at 11:58, a portal will suddenly open up in front of him and he’ll find himself swinging into his room by 11:59.

Tony is not amused.

Stephen: “What? You want him in by twelve, I get him in by twelve, what’s the problem?”

Tony gets frustrated and the fastest way to calm him down is to fluster him (which Stephen is very good at).

Peter has been complaining for months about an unfair teacher that hates him, and then report cards come in.

Straight A’s in all his classes, except that teacher’s, even though Peter did all the work and knows all the material.

The High Maintenance Dad Duo™ is absolutely not having it.

Stephen goes down to the school and spends no less than three (3) hours correcting every factual inaccuracy the teacher has ever said in his life.

Tony calls the principal/superintendent/any higher-up in the school system and has him fired within hour 1, but still listens as Magic Husband goes off on his ass.

The cloak has a serious interest in Peter’s happiness.

It’ll go with Peter to any convention or other Nerd Gathering™ as a part of Peter’s cosplay.

If someone tries to pick Peter’s pocket while he’s busy soaking up all the cool stuff everywhere, it will smack the hand away and Peter is none the wiser.

Peter will fall asleep on his homework or whatever he’s working on in the lab, and no matter how far away it is, the cloak will zoom to Peter to drape around his shoulders.

Approximately twenty-one (21) windows and seven (7) priceless artifacts at the sanctum have been broken this way.

If Tony or Stephen is already there with a blanket ready, the cloak will physically fight them to get to Peter first.

Stephen does something similar with Tony. He doesn’t get why Tony calls him a hypocrite for chastising the cloak.

I’ve got more that I’m gonna put in a part 2

i have this au i’ve really liked lately where ravenpaw becomes a kittypet after leaving thunderclan and his new owners train him to be a therapy cat and it’s all about ravenpaw dealing with his trauma and learning how to cope while helping humans do the same. idk i really like it

Best part of Agent Carter

Realizing this guy

is going to help raise this guy

CHAPTER TITLES 3 (extra long edition to celebrate 10k)

I Don’t Like This

I’m Trying But They’re Hot

The Circle Of Idiots

Thanks, I Hate It

My Icy Heart! It’s Melting!

It May Be Stupid But At Least Nobody Can Call Me A Wuss

That Was A Lot Easier Than Expected

How Was My Innocent Mind Supposed To Know That

Funny Story (Ben Drowned)

I’ll Go Down In History As The Worlds Biggest Idiot

The Fellowship of the Thing

At Least There’s A Dog

I Came, I Saw, I Left

A Paycheck’s A Paycheck

And Then I Didn’t

It’s Unnecessary But It Establishes Power

Boy, That Sure Was Weird

Interesting Concept But Poor Execution

You Should’ve Seen Their Face

I Defied Death For This

There’s Something Hilarious About Being Both A Perfectionist and A Procrastinator

Pasta La Vista

Its me. I am the April Fool.

Pure Unbridled Rage

Third Base Is Calming My Panic Attack

I Need Validation But Also Nobody To Know Me

Terrifying. I Love It.

Killed For Sport

Ironically Alive

[Character Name] and the Fortress of Trust Issues

Previously On: Chaotic Stupid

Scully, You’re Not Gonna Believe This

Capri Sun Captain

Cool, Im Outta Here

Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool

All I Do Is Wear Cool Outfits, Tell Jokes and Hide My Depression

Is That A Coping Mechanism?

Who Invited The Flock Of Seagulls

Power Move: No Skill Needed, Just Be Amused By Confusion

Is This A Cutscene

Welcome To The Trash House

Item: Doubt

Confrontation Scares Me

I Live For Destruction

Chapter 1: Yes, I’m Rewriting Everything

I Wasn’t Prepared For Parenthood

*The Pink Panther Theme Song*

I Regret Everything

The Dark Side Of Ambition

Patting My Own Shoulder

I’m Going To Make This Weird

Ability Acquired: Existential Crisis

Level Up

This Is The Sad Part

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Begrudgingly Saving The World

Why What How

This Is Everything I Never Wanted

Why Did I Do That

This Is Too Intense

emoji spell for 2019 ! everything & anything you wish for this coming year will come true

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“i feel confident in myself and my abilities”

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reblog = cast

My little brother just said this exact sentence: “Or maybe you’ve been watching too much Supernatural and can’t stop thinking about Dean Winchester’s sexy abs.”

I do not know what to think.

“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

So, I want to watch the first two Alien movies with some friends who aren’t as used to horror as I am, and I’m looking for some ways to make it less scary. Do the faceless internet strangers of Tumblr have any suggestions?