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Supreme Family/IronStrange Headcanons

Nobody told me Supreme Family was A Thing™? Why????

Stephen helps Peter obey his curfew.

If he’s in the middle of patrol at 11:58, a portal will suddenly open up in front of him and he’ll find himself swinging into his room by 11:59.

Tony is not amused.

Stephen: “What? You want him in by twelve, I get him in by twelve, what’s the problem?”

Tony gets frustrated and the fastest way to calm him down is to fluster him (which Stephen is very good at).

Peter has been complaining for months about an unfair teacher that hates him, and then report cards come in.

Straight A’s in all his classes, except that teacher’s, even though Peter did all the work and knows all the material.

The High Maintenance Dad Duo™ is absolutely not having it.

Stephen goes down to the school and spends no less than three (3) hours correcting every factual inaccuracy the teacher has ever said in his life.

Tony calls the principal/superintendent/any higher-up in the school system and has him fired within hour 1, but still listens as Magic Husband goes off on his ass.

The cloak has a serious interest in Peter’s happiness.

It’ll go with Peter to any convention or other Nerd Gathering™ as a part of Peter’s cosplay.

If someone tries to pick Peter’s pocket while he’s busy soaking up all the cool stuff everywhere, it will smack the hand away and Peter is none the wiser.

Peter will fall asleep on his homework or whatever he’s working on in the lab, and no matter how far away it is, the cloak will zoom to Peter to drape around his shoulders.

Approximately twenty-one (21) windows and seven (7) priceless artifacts at the sanctum have been broken this way.

If Tony or Stephen is already there with a blanket ready, the cloak will physically fight them to get to Peter first.

Stephen does something similar with Tony. He doesn’t get why Tony calls him a hypocrite for chastising the cloak.

I’ve got more that I’m gonna put in a part 2

the whole “mermaids are all colourful and friendly and wear seashells as clothes and collect sparkly things and sing to the fish” is definitely appealing, 10/10, but let’s be realistic for a sec.

the ocean is scary as shit.

as humans, we have only explored about 5% of the ocean. meaning, we have seen very, very little of what lives in the ocean.

in that mere 5% we know about, while we have found some awesome stuff (coral reefs, starfish, dolphins, fish that glow!!!), we have found some absolute fucking monsters. huge sharks, giant squids, eels, some pretty freaky fish, the list goes on.

so, let’s be realistic.

you’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that all mermaids are dainty little figures with brightly coloured tails, long, flowing hair, big blue eyes and perfect white teeth? no. way.

show me the mermaids that live in the deepest parts of the ocean, of places man has never, and will never, get to. show me mermaids who hunt in packs, who don’t sing, but rather shrill and screech, or are so silent that you don’t notice them until it’s too late. show me the mermaids with grey, silver, multicolour, scaly skin and eyes that glow yellow in the dark and teeth that make great whites look friendly. show me the mermaids with coral and plankton and barnacles growing on their skin, with kelp in their hair.

give me mermaids who can camouflage into their enviorment, who can shoot ink, who can electrocute unsuspecting prey. give me giant mermaids with tails like eels or like jellyfish or like sharks, that will kill anything they see, that can cause tsunamis with a wave of their hands. give me mermaids who are ripped, with no hair, with fangs. give me mermaids with armour similar to crabs, with flesh harder than rock, with nails like talons. give me mermaids that have hidden themselves away from man in the furthest reaches of the depths, who have slowly evolved to look more monster than girl.

bring me the mermaids that no one wants to acknowledge, the ones that fuel nightmares and folk tales and urban legends.

bring me the diversity, the reality, of the ocean into mermaids.

(Not My Gifs)

“You know usually when we meet vampires we’re killing them” Dean pointed out which in your opinion was a stupid ass thing to say to a vampire.

“Well if we can avoid any vampire killing in my hotel I’m sure we’ll get along fine” Raphael responded with a sly smile.

Dean winked. “As long as you suckers aren’t feeding on humans I’ll be on my best behaviour”.

You rolled your eyes. “Are you trying to piss him off?”.

Prepare for trouble… make it double…

Kid!Peter, Uncle Thor, Uncle Loki

Peter: Uncle Thor?

Thor: Yes, Son of Stark?

Peter: Where’s Uncle Loki? He said he would come back with you..

Thor: My brother.. He.. is not coming back.

Peter: W.. wh.. He pinky promised Uncle Thor! Where’s Uncle Loki!!

Stephen: Peter..

Peter: Dad! You can bring him back, right?? Bring Uncle Loki back!

Tony: Peter..

Peter: NO!

Tony: Peter. Baby. Look who came back with daddy.

Loki: Eyes up and on me, Peter.

Peter: ‘ncleloki!!

Thor: Brother..? I.. You..

Loki: Do have faith in me, you oaf. I did pinky promise.

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man what a brain barf

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS IS BEING TURNED INTO WHAT

If We Ever Get A Shadowhunters-Supernatural Crossover

Demon: *Kills somebody*

Dean: WE GOTTA EXORCISE IT

Jace: NONONO KILL IT

Sam: Calm down, guys!

Dean: YOU DRANK DEMON BLOOD FOR LIKE A YEAR YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS

All Shadowhunters: He did WHAT!?

Castiel: *Gives Dean lovestruck eyes*

Dean: *Is oblivious but smiles at Cas*

Clary: Why do you have an angel hanging around!?

Alec + Magnus: Those two are so in love.

Sam: Yeah, I know. Dean still thinks he’s straight.

Magnus: *Sighs pitifully*

Does anybody have any idea what this might be? Found in a shop in the UK, probably pinned up by a customer. I’m more confused and scared than anything, lol.

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My little brother said this, less than five minutes ago. I quote: “Girls shouldn’t be allowed to lift weights.”

He’s eleven. What the actual fuck.