I Screwed Up Today. I Can Never Show My Face In Our Bookstore Again. I Was Just Looking At Books, When

I screwed up today. I can never show my face in our bookstore again. I was just looking at books, when an associate came over, started chatting with me about the books, and asked me if I owned any of the ones in front of me. As I was in the Sci-fi/Fantasy section, I tried to say “Good Omens” but also Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. So, in my panicked brain, I blurted out “NEIL OMENS BY GOOD GAIMAN AND TRATCHETT”. The associate just stared at me for a second before hesitantly saying, “Good Omens?” Still panicked, I huffed out a “Nope they’re fine” and walked away. 

Never let me talk to another person ever again.

More Posts from Sparrow-writes-draws and Others

Amity Parkers moving to Gotham for college. Sam and Paulina pooling their trust funds together to buy an abandoned hotel and fitting it as apartments for everybody. They all train together in the courtyard to keep their skills up and just because it's fun. Suddenly an influx of super competent self-trained (or maybe ghost-trained) young adults.

Everybody having their little niches and suddenly they all have more free time that's not being taken up by ghost attacks so many of them started different YouTube channels with info they found out from the ghostly residents of Amity. Star and Paulina running a history of beauty channel going over makeup, hair styles and fashion, special guest Sam when going over alt fashions. Dash and Kwan running one on the history of sports. Wes and Mikey running a conspiracy theory podcast. Valerie running a martial arts channel. Danny just info-dumping about space and spacecraft in videos that range from 45 minutes to four hours. Tucker running a how-to channel for fixing tech and coding. Sam running a combination true crime and witchy channel. The Trio running a Let's Play channel.

Ghostly things happening in all of the videos and everybody guesting on everybody else's channels leads to everybody thinking it's all an elaborate ARG. Danny just floating through the walls half-asleep with a glowing shaker bottle in the background. Some of them when they're in the middle of a rant seem to forget to take a breath or their eyes or freckles start glowing. On a livestream Paulina snaps at somebody off screen and her eyes are suddenly glowing green. Danielle pops in during a charity livestream that the Trio are running and calls Danny-Daddy, Sam-Mom, and Tucker-Dad and is just floating on the back of the couch. Danny doing a stream to watch a rocket take off and suddenly a robe and crown flash and he disappears in a flash of green and the stream is just dead space until the rocket's about to take off and Danny comes running in and jumps over the back of his chair to watch it and cheer.

I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Render This But I Finally Finished As Far As I Wanted :))
I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Render This But I Finally Finished As Far As I Wanted :))
I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Render This But I Finally Finished As Far As I Wanted :))
I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Render This But I Finally Finished As Far As I Wanted :))
I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Render This But I Finally Finished As Far As I Wanted :))

I don’t think I’m gonna render this but I finally finished as far as I wanted :))

2 years ago

genuine question about the current ao3 talk

and i really do mean genuine here!

would a ban on subjects like cp include works that dont.... romanticize to glorify it? like any medium, like books, movies, art, ectre, theres bound to be works on ao3 that are about the trauma of it, the hurt, the results, they way people experience it and live with it, the horrors of the act and the after math. these are supposed to make you uncomfortable, but they exist for a reason, and are written for one.

how would those be treated? how would an algorithm tell the difference, and can mods be trusted to do so?

3 years ago

One day soon I'm going to log on to this app and my whole dash will be crabs and that's how I'll find out the queen died

Reblog if you wanna get lots of BOOPS!! I'm trying to get to 1000 and I need VICTIMS😈😈😈😈

(Update,, I'm maxed out my boops but I'll still try to give out more BOOPS 😈😈)

For Boop-Badges Collectors

Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.

If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.

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