Batfam Group Chat Part 5: *Current Chat Name: Steph Is A Traitor*

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

You've Been Portal Jacked!

During the season 1 episode "Portal Jacked!", something goes a little awry...

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im quitting tumblr

Okay so replies are turned off but you do not know the can of worms u just opened.

So there’s a shit ton of versions right? And each of them have separate abilities/ turtle like tendencies

We’ll start w the 1987 & 2003 turtles who can’t because….

Their shells are fused w their sides :D, if u can see their skin on their sides it’s most likely they cannot go in

Next is the 2012 tmnt and they….

Can go in their shells! (In my opinion these guys are the most turtle like in all of the versions) They can all fully retract into their shells and have in multiple instances in the show

Now the next one is a bit more complicated it’s the RISE!2018 tmnt turtles…

Leo, Donnie (who I don’t understand), and Mikey can go in their shells while…

The fandom isn’t actually sure if Raph can so a head canon that’s basically considered canon is he can’t :(

But that’s all 4 the shows lol

I know literally next to nothing about tmnt so I need you tmnt fans to answer something VERY, VERY important here. Can they hide in their shells??

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

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This was an unfinished wip I did for cringetober that I finally finished- anyways the prompt was niche interest so this was me trying to convince anyone to watch Those Snow White Notes - It’s so good u should go watch it on crunchyroll :>

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They just bombed one of the last hospitals in Gaza and so far 1500 have been confirmed dead.