Day 5 - Meeting Parents
So the GIW situation has gotten out of hand (when has it not lol) and the gangs decides to split.
Danny Sam and Tucker (24) all go to Central city, Jazz (26) and Valerie (24) end up in Gotham.
And Dani (22) ends up in Fawcett. The magic in the air (literally) helps keep her stable and the Ghost of Fawcett Present absolutely adores her.
Billy Barton just turned 10 and for his birthday present he caught by social services and sent to a foster home.
Usually he would just run away, but his foster mom, Dani, seems… off.
So he stays, thinking he could just sneak away to become Captain Marvel.
Dani seems to have eyes on the back of head, calling his name whenever he thinks he can sneak away to transform.
Eventually, she figures it out and offers to train him. Billy is many things, but trained is not one of them.
Captain Marvel efficiency is glaringly obvious to anyone, who leads to a lots of speculation about who is training him.
Whenever the League asks, he just said his mom taught him.
One day, when Billy is 13 or so, the Justice needs help from the High Royalty of the Ghost Zone.
So why summon Dani, as princess.
Dani looks a bit older as Princess, but still powerful.
But as soon as she appears into the rook Captain Marvel immediately grins and says ‘hi mom!!’
Pandemonium. Complete and utterly pandemonium.
Bonus point if Captain Marvel and Billy slowly become more and. More liminal because they are around Dani a lot. So Billy with Fangs and green eyes. Batman almost went insane trying to find out how
Bonus bonus other path this could take is Billy’s identity gets found out and the JL tells him to call his mom so they could speak with her
Dani arrives (it would be hilarious if she arrived as the ghost princess)
the woobification of the lords is something ill never be able to wrap my head around 😠its insane to me how people can have such a horrible interpretation of events and characters based off of what we have in the actual game
let me start off by saying that ALL FOUR LORDS DID HORRIBLE THINGS (INCLUDING THE DIMITRESCU DAUGHTERS) !
lady dimitrescu isnt some gentle giant who only hates men and loves women and treats them like queens and she just loves living a quiet life with her daughters, she kills and tortures people ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ she like actively killed her maids and drank their blood 😠they have a basement that has so much blood in it that it goes up to ethans THIGHS
they are muderous and SADISTIC, including the daughters
the woobfication of the dimitrescu daughters is always the most confusing to me. their faces are literally covered in BLOOD ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ they chase ethan around and stab him will laughing and giggling, cassandra literally calls it a HUNT, it is fun to them and they enjoy it
people always try to frame it as ethan breaking into their homes while they are scared and afraid 😠i can assure you that nobody is afraid of him at first 😠they dont think hes an actual threat, thats why they toy with him. and dont act like they were unaware of what he wanted. they were all present at the family meeting with miranda, they were all present when they JARRED rosemary 😠they know what ethan wants, they know who ethan is, to frame them as "minding their own business" is the most absurd interpreation you could make of them
they were all involved, they all knew what he wanted, and they all HAD what he wanted
you can feel sympathy for lady D, when she cries for her daughters with tears in her eyes, she loved them, they were her family, but you cannot deny the hypocrisy. "how can you kill my daughters for your own!" you have his daughters head in a pickle jar! her daughters werent innocent defenless babies who were scared of big ol ethan stomping around in their house, they have weapons! they wanted to hurt him, and they did, and when he fought back he won
i cannot stress enough that in every single fight, ethan is not the first to strike. he is either backed into a corner where its either his life or theirs, or he is literally being tortured/ chased around, what do you want him to do? these people have pieces of his baby, should he have lied down and died?? ðŸ˜
whenever ethan is in a situation where the other person isnt stabbing him in the abdomen 100 times he tries to HELP them 😠he tries to help absoulute strangers of a village he doesnt even know while he knows his own daughter is missing, even when the stranger is also a jerk to him 😠he wants allies, he isnt actively trying to make enemys, and before you cry "karl heisenberg!" im getting there...
the thing that bothers me with how people treat donna is that although she isnt the WORST she gets woobfied the MOST imo, like she is the ONLY lord (other than karl but hes a outlier because he wanted ethan to come over so they could make out on his bed) who actively lures ethan in, miss dimitrescus, yeah sure u could say that he trespassed, same with moreau, but donna literally LURES HIM IN with hallucinations of his DEAD WIFE, then OPENS THE DOOR for him and TAKES HIM DOWN THE ELEVATOR
she is literally one of the people who ACTIVELY leads him to where she is
she also uses psychological puzzles , like making ethan perform surgery on a wooden doll of his wife and making him run away from a monster that cries like a baby and calls him "dada" 😠she did not need to do any of that... like at all 😠she did it because she wanted to 😠she is by no means innocent at all
she toyed with him for literally no reason other than her own desire and then ethan doesnt even intentionally kill her. he is in a situation where is his trapped in the house and has to find angie, the doll, to avoid being attacked by dolls with like 100 knives stapled onto them
its only when he defeats angie its revealed that he had actually stabbed DONNA. he didnt even intentionally kill her ðŸ˜
then moreau... poor moreau... ðŸ˜
moreau in my opinion is one of the more sympathetic lords. whoever he was in his life pre cadou has no influence or impact on his life post cadou, the cadou just wrecked his brain functions
all he is is just mirandas minion at this point, he only wants to please her and doesnt really think about anything else for himself ðŸ˜
i dont have much to say about moreau because theres not really many people who woobfiy him or pay him any attention really 😠though i will say he was very unabashedly evil 😠he did horrible things, such as eating the fishermen and his experiments with the cadou on the villagers, he did it for mirandas approval but its not a excuse for it, hes still a villian 😠now we are onto karl.... this guy... the woobification of him is insane 😠first of all, something i dont see people acknowledge is that he actually HAS killed villagers! no he doesnt just use dead bodies (which btw isnt really a step up 😠some of u set the bar too low man) the lycan gauntlet that he made ethan run through? yeah, he used that before! he has an entire PA system set up in it! he has lights and huge spikey metal death traps! he did not make all of that just for ethan just to "play appearances" for miranda. there were other people who went through that. and they DIED!
their deceased bodies are still in there! karl is messed up and eccentric 😠it makes him fun, let him be messed up and evil 😠and yes, karl used DEAD bodies instead of killing people who were alive, so surely that makes him far less evil right?
WRONG! ðŸ˜
HE CONSIDERED USING LIVE BODIES FOR THE SOLDATS ðŸ˜
karl really isnt a good person, he has reasons for the things he does, he wants to take down miranda and i dont think hed be creating undead zombies in the first place if it werent for her ruining his life but that isnt justification, its just an explanation for why he does what he does. he has a sympathetic back story and motives but you cant erase what he did, hes a villain! he tries to use a baby as a weapon!!! all 4 of the lords are villains, and instead of making other characters worse to uplift your favorite character that did something bad, you can just accept that the character you like did bad things 😠they are all fictional, if i like moreau it does not mean i endorse eating fishermen 😠you can like a character that is flawed, or evil, or did insanely messed up things because its RESIDENT EVIL. they are EVIL! they do bad things! like im sorry! but if your fave has a villains wiki it probably means they did some bad things! ðŸ˜
i wish people would be able to enjoy a character without entirely dismissing the bad things they did. its okay to like a character that does bad things, its ok to find them interesting and fun! but you cant deny what actually happens in games to try and make them appear as innocent. you dont have to justify every little thing that they do, just accept them as a whole!
of course this doesnt apply to AUs or just posting for fun. you can change media to be what you want to make it more fun. im going to draw lady dimitrescu treating ethan like a unwanted family pet. does that mean that i think she would really do that in canon? no! she would bite him and then tie him up like a pinata and give her daughters blindfolds and bats!
but people need to be able to recognize that fanon is NOT canon.
this post is about canon interpretations,
this is just addressing people who genuinely believe that those kinds of portrayals of the character is an ACCURATE portrayal, because its not.
Ryley headcanon ref!!1!!!
He really said drip or die fr
I love my skinny lil protein man
Minutes later...
For some strange reason, this ship makes sense to me
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Spamton is NOT okay with Yellow again but he's in sale mode ANYTHING TO CLOSE THE DEAL!! Now he's got a sweet favor to cash in whenever he wants! Assuming Yellow actually follows through anyway.
Yellow so confused by this whole thing, this isn't like how it went with the others at all.
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Started making it, had a break down, finished it, bon appetite
part 2 of this
Happy birthday to my favorite game!!!
Link to yt video
Mouthwashing, but the worst tragedy that has happened is the shaving of Daisuke's hair.
Just a silly idea hehehehe
Bonus under the cut:
Anya took this photo <3