Minutes Later...

Real

Obese man studies cadou - I study obese man.

I always headcanon this ring as a rare purple ruby.

Look at the lemony colours in his hair when the sunlight hits.

He's so round, his nose is so sharp. I love the contrast in his features.

Beautiful man, The Duke. Sorry (not sorry) Leon, you're not the only handsome blond of the RE series/whole world 💛

Because shadows of rose has me back up to my neck in my RE8 hyperfixation headcannon requests are back open. Until I get one I like I’m making ones just for me

So without further ado…

RE8 Lords with our system little - headcannons

(But also works for regressors or other sfw littles)

The duke

Let’s her use him as a cushion. Would hum a lullaby as she took a nap on his belly.

Would share his blanket with her on cold days

Enjoys showing her all the things he found while on his travels and making up stories about them

Would be such a safe, comforting presence and would know just how to keep her calm

Acts like a proud dad when she shows him her drawings and will keep them all

Makes sure she never went hungry.

Finds it adorable when she shoves a pillow up her shirt and pretends to be him

The maker and bringer of every toy.

Lady Dimitrescu

Is a lovely reader and would find her daughters favourite books from childhood and read to her for hours.

Would let her hat be stolen for dress up games and her lipstick for makeovers but only with supervision.

Worries little one isn’t warm enough and is always wrapping her in furs.

Gives the best shoulder rides because nobody can get higher than her.

Has always wanted to be a mother and Would start snuggling and spoiling her immediately

Will fight anyone who uses bad language around her favourite little one

Karl Heisenberg

The fun uncle who likes to play games and make her laugh

Can be very boisterous but knows when to stop. Definitely a tickler.

Lifts her up into the air on a dustbin lid

Swings her around before every hug.

Likes having a little helper in the workshop, showing her how to make metal shapes.

Knows how to juggle and will put on a clown act with silly faces when she’s sad

Doesn’t like having his beard pulled but will put up with it

The most agile lord and the only one who can/will run around playing chase.

Donna beneviento

The best at playing pretend games

Loves to sit on the floor and have a big dolls tea party. Will animate the dolls to do little shows.

Draws beautiful pictures and lets little one colour them in

Doesn’t mind she’s non verbal because they can play quiet games together

Would sing for her if a meltdown occurs and rock her.

Wouldn’t judge any stimming behaviours because she has her own.

Salvatore Moreau

Enjoys sensory play the others would deem too messy

Let’s her braid his bits of hair with a smile

Loves to watch the same Disney movies together over and over

Shows her cool bugs he found and lets her hold them

Will make towers out of random stuff from his house so she can knock them down

Always down for making a blanket fort

Danny, talking to Batman as Phantom: Trust me, I'm the least of your worries when it comes to my fraid in Gotham.

Bruce, narrowing his eyes while trying to figure out the threat: How so?

Danny: My sister is a huge fan of Har-sorry-Dr. Quinn's works and is inspired to go down a path as her as a psychologist. She's also one bad thing away from happening from also following down her path as a mad doctor.

Danny: My parents believe that you, your sidekicks, and your rogue gallery are all ghosts of some kind and want to capture you for experiments or tear you apart. And trust me, it is not fun.

Bruce, now worried: Wait-

Danny, still going: One of my friends is obsessed with plants and justice for the ecosystem. And when she got possesed by Undergrowth, she gained some powers to back it up. She also looks up to Poison Ivy and would definitely join her at the drop of the hat if she was asked. That, and Gotham is pretty much heaven on Earth for her. It had goth in the name!

Danny: My other friend is obsessed with technology and Oracle. He compliments your passwords and firewalls frequently. Calls them an exercise to make sure he hasn't lost his touch.

Bruce: Hang on-

Danny: But don't get me started on Wayne Industries. If he was here, he would've broken in and stolen all the tech for himself.

Danny: Dani might not stay long, but even if she did, she will cause trouble. Whether it's a few fights or a bit of graffiti, she will do something. Especially if you tell her not to.

Danny: And Dan? Well, I know how that will go, and it won't be a good thing if he's messed with.

Bruce:.....

Danny:.....

Bruce: And....and you?

Danny: Oh, I don't really care for Gotham. The skies are full of smog that you can't see the stars at night, and I hate clowns. The only reason I'm here is because Gotham University has all the classes I wanna take.

Bruce:.....I see.

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CW : gore

Who wants a prompt entirely in memes.

Twitter AU Masterpost

I decided to compile a list of my Twitter posts, and just put in a little summary of what goes on in each so anyone who wants to can find whichever one they want.

Part 1

Damian bullies Bruce and Dick messes with him, Bruce simps for Superman on main and Clark and Damian take on a hater in the replies, Jason wants to be verified and his siblings bully him a little.

Part 2

A fan of Nightwing's gets a picture of him and Robin and Red Robin battle it out in the replies while Flash stirs up shit, Donna posts a picture of Dick and the Fab Five take on a hater, Damian texts Dick about his profile picture, a lucky Gothamite snaps not one but two pictures of Batblob.

Part 3

Nightwing posts a picture and the people of Bludhaven take the time to appreciate him, Red Robin reminisces about kicking Red Hood and Red Hood gets bullied some more, Batman posts a picture of baby Robin!Dick and everyone coos over it, Riddler questions how Batman got his Twitter handle.

Part 4

A warning is issued for Gotham vigilantes about Batman and Catwoman getting busy and Nightwing's trauma about this is addressed, the debate over Batman's sex life is put to rest, Talia issues a clarification and sets the record straight, Gotham discusses Bruce's emo era.

Part 5

Lex hateposts about superheroes and Bruce annihilates him in the replies, there's an investigation into the matter of Luthor's handle, a mysterious troll makes an appearance, Dick questions Clark, Bruce reveals his and Clark's shenanigans from Dick's Robin days, and a hater is given even more power.

Part 6

Lex is salty and Lois and Clark tear him apart, Superman posts a picture and is accused of plagiarism, Nightwing starts a trend, Babs takes issue with her overuse of coffee being questioned.

Part 7

Oracle and Red Hood reveal the story of why Joker is banned from Twitter, the people of Gotham reminisce about an old tradition, Bruce gets roasted by Alfred, Damian has a wholesome interaction.

Part 8

Damian bonds with Dick and gets trolled by Steph, Spoiler finally creates an account, Spoiler poses a question to the people of Gotham, Batman is bullied by his kids and a billionaire.

Part 9

Spoiler gets a present, mistakes have consequences, Red Robin questions Nightwing's decisions, a resident of North Dakota has a life changing experience.

Part 10

Some well-meaning Gothamites stand up for Red Hood and Oracle gives a history lesson, an old face makes a less than triumphant return, the fab five have some fun, a relatable photo of Batman reveals something more and a new player enters the picture.

thank you so much for the overwhelming positive response to my dungeon meshi x moomin art! ;w; 💕 i decided to do some extra doodles based on some of your comments ^^

it’s what tove jansson would’ve wanted i believe

the last one is a spoiler for ep 17 so i’ll put it under the readmore just in case:

Mouthwashing, but the worst tragedy that has happened is the shaving of Daisuke's hair.

Just a silly idea hehehehe

Bonus under the cut:

Anya took this photo <3

Luigi's Escape Plan

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Oh man have I got a CRAP ton of jokes to add to this series here. I can't wait to share them all later on!